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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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When your heart is 38 going on 11

by themushroom
12-02-16


	I love you more than anything. I want to spend my life with you. Change everything in your life now, and I will move to your state next year. We will live happily ever after.


	Hey, ex-girlfriend I haven't given up on yet and work with! I have two tickets to Disneyland. I swear this will be platonic. audible wink

Based on a totally true story, happening as I speak.


	I can't do this. You are inadequate, underpaid, and distant. Have a happy life, dude!

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