Forsythe and Ben

Author: thepick

Date: June 2, 2003

by thepick
6-02-03
Hey, Four Buffalos, can I borrow your rusty machete? I'm killing The Pick. That fucker blew mud all over my video card. He also cracked my processor and pissed all over my mother board.
Sure... Wait, lemme guess, he took "Excellence in Customer Service" didn't he?
Uh, yeah! How'd you know?
That's easy, all the CSR's take it. I was having some problems with my tv, so I called customer service. They walked me through the whole thing, from breaking the CPU to shitting on the video card.
So did your cable get fixed?
I don't think so... I dunno, I was too busy plotting the death of the entire customer service department to notice.