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So did you see those crazy-ass skank bitches out in front of our apartment today?

Yeah, not too cool. One of them touched me and gave me herpes.

Uh dude, didn't you already have herpes? Remember, you got it from sticking your genitals in that dolphin's blowhole at the animal herepes test lab?

Oh yeah, now I remember...

Haha, yeah. Remember that time you were wrestling that bear and you gave it ghonorrea?

We've been over this, that bear had ghonorrea before I plugged his ass.