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I'm The Pick. I live with The Willa (also referred to as Benums) and we write stupid comics about the true stories of the people we work with. And yes, Bobcat Goldthwait is actually my neighbor.
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by thepick
6-05-03
So, Kelly Kapowski... I heard The Willa broke it off with you... That was pretty shady.
*Sob* I know, I even let him plug my bum bum in Belding's office *Sob*
You know... I'd never treat a lady like that...
Hold on asshole, the Willa told me all about your anal fisting exploitations. Don't pull that shit on me, I'm not that kind of girl. Besides, I'm dating Screech now, so fuck off.
Okay, let's get down to brass tacks... I'll punch you in the asshole for $10. Let's face it, you won't find a better price, here or at Bayside. Oh, and tell Lisa I said she's got a fine black ass.
Fuck off, I'm going over to Screech's house so he can help me pass physics for a beej and a six pack.
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