Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  thepick  

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I'm The Pick. I live with The Willa (also referred to as Benums) and we write stupid comics about the true stories of the people we work with. And yes, Bobcat Goldthwait is actually my neighbor.
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by thepick
6-05-03
Uh, hi there skank. Listen, about you living in our bathroom... I dunno... I don't think it's going to work out...
Listen, if you need to move out, that's cool. Me and my other skank friends will find a way to pick up the slack when you're gone.
No no no... I mean, YOU'RE going to have to leave, because quite frankly, I'm sick of having your skanky curling irons all over the bathroom. Plus you watch me when I pee, and I'm not down with that.
Okay... can I have some drug money? Do you have a girlfriend? Does Ben have a girlfriend? Can I move in later this week? Will you take me to Krogers? Will you buy me cigarettes? Let's get drunk!
Listen, why don't you try whoring around on the streets to get some money, then buy a magnum pistol, and then kill yourself with it. It's best that way.
Done and done, I'll let you know when I kill myself.
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