FOX News Coverage of the Self-Crucifixion of Governor-Hopeful Roy Moore continues...
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| Hello everyone, this is Bill Moyers standing in for Geraldo Rivera, who was standing in for a severly mayonaised Bill O'Reilly. | |
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| He's lucky he didn't get his britches blown off with a 12 gauge fulla rock salt on the way down! Mess with my blue-ribbon potato salad... | |
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| uh... ok. Ms. Moore, your husband's faithful constituents have been gathering for days to watch your husband | |
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| - make a durned fool of himself! Nailed up there, wearin' a diaper an' five days worth o' beard - THIS AIN'T THE PHILIPPINES, ROY! | |
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| Well, I for one found the Crown Of Thorns especially touching... | |
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| That ain't no thorns, that's a loop o' barbed wire donated by the Minute Men. | |
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