Happy Valentine's Day. I feel bad that I quit after two days, but I still need you guys to pay me that hundred bucks.
Don't be so sorry, turning your back on the telemarketers is like turning your back on the mob. I'd watch your back if I were you.
2) Grandma
Happy Valentine's Day. Did you like the teddy bear Mom gave you?
It was a rip-off bear. I squeezed it for an hour, waiting for it to sing or light up, and it didn't do anything. So I ripped it apart, but there was no candy in it.
3) Telemarketer
Hello?
Hi, I'm Cindy from Satellite TV Promotions, I'm just calling to say that we are in the house. (click)
