Travis Garden Bops Out Of Boredom

Author: travisweird

Date: February 14, 2005

by travisweird
2-14-05
After a few hours of sitting around, Travis's boredom becomes so intense that he enters a state of deep meditation...
It's all so clear to me now.
He then reaches a state of nirvana and has an out of body experience...
Hey! I look good!
He discovers a new form of masturbation by performing fellatio on his body and thus cures his boredom...
Remember, this isn't gay, it's masturbation.
Take the cigarette out of your mouth first!