Hello, and welcome to The Horror Club. I'm Max, Supreme Ruling Dictator of The Horror Club. Tonight we will be watching a classic amongst classics, Seattle Sleepaway Terror 1. Enjoy.
Look out, Josh has a knife!
Your blood will flow like Cheerwine!
Thank you for joining The Horror Club. I will now take requests for next week's horror classic. May I reccomend Flesh Ripping Zombies 2, or perhaps, Necrophilia Blonde Holocaust 5?
