We were somewhere around the edge of Soap Lake, when the boredom began to take hold...
Maybe you should try some mind altering drugs, then you would be a little more interesting.
I should have kicked him out of the car at Fishtrap like I wanted to.
After college, William's life becomes a sitcom on CBS and Ben avoids his student loan debts by taking up the alias of Thibertian, the opera singer from Mars.
Chelsea, Nora, and Moesha, did you put this used condom in my cereal? (hold for canned laughter)
Jumping Jack Flaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhsh, it's a gas gas GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHS!!!
As Max, The Supreme Ruling Dictator of The Horror Club, I would like to remind everyone to bring their own subwoofers from now on, and if you've got female genitalia the popcorn is always free.
Don't miss next week's Horror Club meeting, when we will decide on the 100 best films of all time, as soon as we decide which is the better movie, Scab Swallowing Whores 1 or Corpse Loving Robots 3.
