Welcome back to another Horror Club meeting, as always I am Max, Supreme Ruling All-Powerful Dictator With A Superior Penis of The Horror Club. Tonight we're going to watch The Son of Jason, enjoy.
I'm going to die first. I know it. I'm the jerk that tries to save his own hide so I'm gonna' get knocked off first.
Sometimes they run into the woods. Don't worry, they'll trip. Sometimes they run into the house. Don't worry, they'll go into the attic. But it's the one girl with big juggs that always gets away!