travisweird  

Hey Rob, how you doin'?

It's a damn shame, Frank. I woke up dis mornin', and all my shrimps was dead and gone.

Dats a damn shame.

Yep.

Well I came over here to lynch ya' but seein' as you're havin' such a possum-shit day, would you like some moonshine instead?

Thanks Frank, I appreciate dat.