Welcome to another Horror Club meeting, I am Max, Supreme All-Powerful Massively Hung Supreme Dictator of The Horror Club. Today we discuss 80s horror flicks and why horror films today suck balls.
Tiffany Harris sucks balls.
Are you serious?
She's wasted in my room right now.
Meeting adjourned. I'll see you all next week when we discuss why Hellraiser 7: HellBlood is the perfect date movie, and whether or not Katherine Isabelle's boobs are fake.
LIES!!! SHUT YOUR BLASPHEMOUS MOUTH!!! KATHERINE IS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WERE-WOMAN!!! I need to lie down.
