Standing on the corner dressed as a shark for the Halloween store...
Ah-ah-ah-are yuh-yuh-you a ruh-ruh-ruh-real shu-shu-shu-are you a real shu-shu-shuuuuu-are you a real shu-shark?
Nuh-nuh-nuh-no, are you really that retarded or are you doing that for attention, kid?
The car crash and being told to say goodbye to Grandma when she's clearly already dead...
You crashed into a paralegal! Man would I hate to be you right now.
So.... Grandma....hows it going? That's cool. Yeah, I've just been drivin' around a lot. Yep. Nice weather though. Right? Hey look at the time...
As a child when my Dad was so drunk he threw a hatchet into the wall, or my mom wanted to leave me in a Lake Tahoe motel, or when they were both so wasted they put on each other's clothes.
Look Travis, I'm your father! I'm lousy in bed and I never loved me!
