In light of the Michael Jackon scandal, Tim Burton's Willy Wonka, a story about a pale eccentric millionaire that gives candy to kids, has been severely changed from Roald Dahl's orginal story.
In National and World News, another 20 dead in Iraq today, 30 in Detroit.
Tim Burton presents... Dangerous Dave And The Adult Novelty Factory
Hey ladies, this entire room is made out of lubricants! So feel free to rub against anything you want!
Condom trees and a river of KY! It's a skanky whore's dream come true!
When we get out of here, we could strike gold marketing your Jesus Juice!
And we can hire one of those Welch's Grape Juice kids for the commercials!
