travisweird  

One shredded beef crispy taco, one shredded beef and cheese burrito, that comes to six dollars and sixty-six cents.

I love you. We'll get married, buy a modern house on the coast of Oregon, have kids, Johnny if it's a boy, Crystal if it's a girl.

Your change comes to three dollars and thirty-four cents. Thank you, have a nice day.

You can paint, I'll take photographs, we'll tour Europe and make love in a fountain. You'll call me... Nibbles.

Sorry there's no hot sauce, we're out.

YOU FUCKING WHORE! Give me a cup of guacamole then. ...To mend my broken heart! And a fruitito.