Hello everyone, and a happy Patty's Day to you. I'm Max... VICE President of The Horror Club... because you sons of bitches elected Kyle as the new president.
Hi I'm Kyle, and for those of you wondering yes, it's true, nine inches. Tonight we're watching the most recent Leprechaun movie, Leprechaun: Horrifyingly Bad Premise For A Movie #7
In the year 2013... long after nuclear warfare has wiped out the human race in World War III... nothing remains... nothing except for cockroaches... AND LEPRECHAUNS!!!
Ah, ya' pesky critters are after me pot of gold eh!! Stop crawling around so I can squash the lot of ya'!