travisweird  

If he can't find any weapons of mass destruction, he sure as hell can't find the G-spot.

Most guys find the gap in the teeth to be a turn-on, it helps fellatio.

Last night when Mr. Big pulled out his Washington Monument, I noticed for the first time that it leans to the left, like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Last night I got Collin Powell really drunk, and we did some things that would make Abu Grabe ashamed!

In a way, I'm almost disappointed Kerry didn't get elected. The Democrats say he's hung like a horse!

God, I can't believe I fucked Kucinich.