This is a sexual recreation item so it can't be returned and I'll need to test it first.
Everyone in line please be patient, there seems to be a missing part or something, it's not sucking... see, feel that, nothing. Let me check with the manager.
Yeah, this doesn't come with the sucky.. thing.. you need to pick a different one.
See this one has all the right parts... if you're gay. Did you mean to pick out the gay one? I mean it's fine if you did, but you may have accidentally picked it because of all the pretty colors.
