So me and Jewels played this game, it's like, who would you rather do, and she says you have to do a guy that speaks a foreign language, and she says... "French or Australian?" Isn't that classic?!
That's great Mom, I don't want to hear it.
What's this? "Step 1, insert your penis into the tube and seat the tube against your body. Lubrication of the penis may also promote increased excitement due to friction, in case of blistering...
Oh God...
Looks like your father left a receipt for a penis pump in your car. Next time you see him tell him instead of worrying about size, he should stop screaming Oh Brad during sex.
