Lets talk about your life during high school. Did you ever go to the prom?
Yeah, I took an anorexic girl to the prom. It sucked because the dj played Baby Got Back, and we couldn't dance to it without being ironic.
I see.
Everyone drank mountain dew in high school, which doesn't make you impotent it just makes your sperm explode. Really I think its disturbing that men carry millions of living creatures in their balls.
You feel grossed out?
No I feel bad. Every time I jerk off in the shower its like a holocaust going down the drain.
