My dad took me camping, and he gave me that book Where Did I Come From, and he told me to read it because he wasn't really sure.
And you're confused about your sexuality?
Not really, but in the past 19 years none of my friends have turned out to be gay. Its so boring I feel like throwing my hands in the air and saying Alright! Its me!
But you do have an unusual nun fetish?
Yes, because its the ultimate challenge, its like trying to get her to cheat on god with you. And in a thunderous voice I like to shout "WHOS YOUR DADDY NOW???"
