I like being a judge but I don't think I have been quite judgmental enough, so I've been rereading LadyJ's forum posts to sharpen up.
Why must you provoke people?! I thought we tied you up and left you behind the medulla oblongata after you pissed bunner off! Looks like there's some house-cleaning to do!
I'm too busy to help prepare. The task of maintaining a state of denial while justifying wirthling's yuppie lifestyle is a full-time job. Go away, so I can get back to work.
I am the part of wirthling's brain that got torched by his heavy drug use in the mid-'90s. To prepare for this comic cup, I have been contemplating cheese.