Dubya, the war against the sun isn't going well. This heat wave is obviously a counterattack by the sun!
Golly, Dick, what are we gonna do? Will drilling for oil in Arlington Cemetery help?
Not a bad idea, but I have a better plan. We'll send in a crack team of convicts like they did in "The Dirty Dozen"! Notify the warden at San Quentin that we need some volunteers!
Yes, sir, Mr. Presi-- hold it a sec. Ain't I your boss?
