I just thought the class should know that you teachers are all lying to us. Evolution is a myth and there is no proof to support it. Scientists ignore the truth.
The evidence supports the Bible's account of the Flood, and there is proof that man and dinosaurs walked the earth at the same time. Darwin was wrong and you know it!
That's an, um, interesting theory, Billy, but this is a Home Economics class. Did you do the sewing assignment or not?