Ninja Vs. Pirate

Author: xXIDeViaNtIXx

Date: September 7, 2006

by xXIDeViaNtIXx
9-07-06
The battle for supremacy rages on...
Ninjas are better than pirates!
Arr, not as long as I smell the brine and rum will I let that stand! I be better than the likes of you!
Oh, I don't think so. Let's settle this!
Yar! Avast, ye land lubber, I say parlay to the good man Jesus!
Later, after discussing the centuries-long feud, Jesus ends the war between pirates and ninjas...
...Simple question. Make a movie!
Oho, perfect idea! C'mon matey, I got an idea all ready. We'll call it "The Matrix".