the bum who likes to pretend he is god

Author: xdjsorex

Date: June 13, 2007

by xdjsorex
6-13-07
are you guys hiring?
do you have any previous work experience?
well, i did run the heavens and kind of ran shit down here on earth too...but i got fat and lazy...killed some hot bitches so we could screw in heaven...
well, i feel like you are underqualified. we run a tight ship here...but hey, what is like having millions of assholes following your bullshit?
hey, whoa! i was joking. i'm not god, i'm just a poor bum looking for some cash to score some Big Bear "premium" malt liquor...
look at me! i missed my wrist!