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Adventures of Jesus at Crack Rock Motel is sorta not based on true happenings in an alternate ghetto not far from this universe.
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by xenlab
6-13-02
jesus' first day in the ghetto...
my god, why hast thou forsaken me in this fucking ghetto!?!
psst.psst. jesus. you need any crack? i got the bomb diggity shit right here
my son, i'm shocked! if i need to get high, doest thou not think i'd just fly to my father's crib in heaven?
whoa! watch the hostility, just trying to supply a demand here. mack daddy bunny's the name, selling rock in the ghetto's my game
you're right. if i hadn't already died for everyone's sins, i'd forgive myself.(BTW, if i don't rape and kill a whore within the week, i'll smoke rock wit ya)
whew, that was close.i hope i've got enough crack to satisy the lamb of god!
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