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Adventures of Jesus at Crack Rock Motel is sorta not based on true happenings in an alternate ghetto not far from this universe.

Adventures of Jesus @ Crack Rock Motel - Two: Catching a Hoe

by xenlab
6-14-02

"The Catcher and The Whore"


	Yo Baby, Yo Baby, Yo!want some of this Divine D?


	damn, the son of god's got no skillz. i'm gonna have to play this sucka.


	why don't you come up to my room, baby? it takes 7 seals to keep me from blowing my trumpet, heh heh.


	whatcha talking 'bout, jesus?these are the weakest come-ons i've ever heard!


	WTF? it's a revelations reference!


	heh. i've got a revelation for you, je-sus.unless you bring the bling, you don't get none of this sweet thing!