...Oh no! The Corrupt Lumberjack Guild!...why are they all dressed like Confederate soliders?
Thar the varmint is! Let's get 'im, ya'll!
*Squee*! Monsters!
C'mon, ya pansy bot! Ah jest wanna stab ya in yer face!
Whall, now whut?
Whalp, I reckon we get ta destroying this irreplaceable old growth rain forest so's we can waste the lumber and turn the land into a pasture that will be useless within a decade!
