It's award time!
Since there were no political comics (therefore no political awards to give out), I added a few other awards. Here we go...
Funniest Comic to Computer Geeks

Goes to: OMG_DaGmAr_6481987
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #34: So Clippy Together']
The Ick Award For grossest comic

Goes to: maddog00
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC34: Earn your wings']
Funniest Comic to Cross Dressers

Goes to: NooniePuuBunny
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #34: And guess what...They're red! And Silky!']
Funniest Comic to Mary Kay LeTourneau

Goes to: The_Kingpin
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #34: School Sucks']
In case you don't who she is, she's the teacher who had sex (and a couple of kids) with a 13-year-old student of hers, and went to jail for it.
Best Use of the Movie "Heathers"

Goes to: qwertyuio
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 34 - A completely original idea']
The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: CowTipper
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #34']
Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Shadow_Artist
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC34 (2): Out Of This World']
Most Sexual

Goes to: smamurai
For the Comic: [ Posted comic does not exist ]
Getting pointers from the Discovery Channel whilst doing it is whack, yo...but funny.
Most Ironic

Goes to: KamikazeBob
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC34: Street Life']
Best Pun

Goes to: xxausrottenxx
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC-*Kauf* *Kauf*']
Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: Spankling
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #34 Oh Holy Night']
Most Obscure

Goes to: possums
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 34: MUSH-Room MUSH-Room']
Obscure as in, "I had no fucking idea what that comic was about."
The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: maddog00
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC34: In Memory of Someoen']
An homage to fuck! Hurray!
Best Title

Goes to: biped
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 34: Coffin It Up']
Most Similar

Goes to: MikeyG and The_Kingpin
For the Comics: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 34 - Idol Hands'] & [Click to view comic: 'FTC #34: School Sucks']
Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: no one. Unless I'm mistaken, no one broke the rules.
The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 34 - Idol Hands']
Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: biped
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 34: When Harry Met Sally']
Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: Elvis_Steel
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC34:- Off on a Tangent']
More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: no one, there were no really long winded comics.
Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: UnknownEric
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC34: Love Is A Wonderful Thing.']
Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: Kevin_Keegans_Perm
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 34 : Reliving That First Endorsement Busting Date']
Psychic Award

Goes to: fzh
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #34 in the deep south']
My comic was: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #34 Psychic']
Creativity Award - Photoshop Comic

Goes to: Spankling, for his Photoshopped masterpiece. No one else did a Photoshop comic, but still...that fine piece of ass..uh work, deserves a mention.
Creativity Award - Normal Comic

It's a tie between MikeyG and smamurai...
For the Comics: [Click to view comic: 'FTC34 - Canine-lingus'] & [ Posted comic does not exist ]
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Has this FTC had a Hitler's Ass joke yet?']
I have no idea where the Hitler's Ass reference originated from, but the comic made me laugh the loudest. Congrats Kaufman, the next one is yours.
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