[Click to view comic: 'Serial Comic: Bloody Mary Worth, episode 1']

Take it away, Jael.

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egads...don't smite me ye comic strip gods. I was having to come up with something in between the boss popping in my office....

Gabe..redeem me and this mess I created!

[Click to view comic: 'She's rude..she's crude...but she's pretty damn cute!']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I meant..OBI!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

In your face!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I tried to fit rheumatoid arthritis and Liberace in here, but alas, I failed. :(

[Click to view comic: 'Please Don't Squeeze the Charmin']

It's all yours wirthling.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I meant Big Evil Dan. (Two can play at this game.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Serial Comic: Bob Dole is in deep trouble']

It's all yours, random person who isn't bunnerabb.

Err, I meant bunnerabb. ;)

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The "Press Enter To Post" feature has GOT to go.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

My God! It's been almost eight hours since bunnerabb posted his strip... and Gabe hasn't replied yet!

*DUN-DUN-DUUUUNNNNN!* [dramatic chord]

Maybe it's his birthday and some prankster gave him a life?

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The "Press Enter To Post" feature has GOT to go.

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Maybe he rented the entire 'Cum Guzzling Sluts' series, (volumes 1 - 9) and he's too busy watching them to make any comics.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think gel-pack mousepads feel like boobies? I think some marketing genius is behind that. I could squeeze them all day.

[Click to view comic: 'Serial Comic: Mary Phone Home']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

If descolada whould post, I could hurry up and have a clear conscience when I have no fucking access to Al Gore's Internet for a whole week! (I've seen the RoadRunner cable internet billboards up in Austin, and they say "Live Life Online". How true it is, and how sad it is...)

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http://wally.pgbco.com

Eh... you could always just post before him. I'm guessing he probably wouldn't care too much, considering the situation. We'd have to have you miss the first round.

You could always break into people houses along the way and get online that way.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ok, he can post with it either before or after this one. It's kind of open ended on either side if he just sticks with the aliens.

[Click to view comic: 'Serial Comic: Anal's fair in love and war.']

Oh, and that should say: Will Mary force the FBI to re-open the XXX files?... And don't look at my grammar! Dooonnn'ttt loookkk at itttt!! aaaah!

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http://wally.pgbco.com

Well now I feel like shit. Please feel free to add any derogatory comments about me that you feel like, descolada. (I feel loweer than platupi)

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http://wally.pgbco.com

You both smell like llama ass.

(Sorry, but something needed to break the sexual tension building between you two. Also, who could pass up a free derogatory.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm with Obi. Any more apologizing and I'm gonna barf. Friends from Germany should be put in the closet until after comics are done.

The pope stopped by earlier to see me and I told him to sit his papal ass down on the couch and scratch the dog's ass 'til my Lowpass time was done.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I think it's my turn, but I'm not sure. Anyway, here ya go...

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11103

[Click to view comic: 'Serial Comic: On Human Bondage...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I've just read all of these comics.

*sigh*

We're all going straight to fucking hell. Hell. All of us. Hell.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I mean... you know that, don't you? Hell.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11117

[Click to view comic: 'Serial Comic - "Faux pas" is French for "Did I say that?"']

Sorry if it's not the best, but I am not in the best mood right now.

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I am glad you approve - I originally typed, "You look like a squid is eating your tongue," but changed my mind at the last moment. When in doubt, go for the sex.

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[Click to view comic: 'Serial Comic: the April-soft freshness of Downey']

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Thought this might amuse you all. It's today's strip at http://sinfest.net/.

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