Today a kid calls his teacher a poop and he gets time in a cell with John Wayne Gacy. In my day you start a cornfield on fire and you had to work half a day pitchin’ hay for the farmer. It’s getting’ so a kid can’t be a kid.

So what did you do (or dream of doing if you weren’t naughty enough)?

1. The topic must be kids being “bad.”
2. No doctored strips. They gotta be 100% Strip Creator brand comics.
3. Believable is good. Funny is better.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 49 - The Square of Comic Contest 7']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

"pitching hay"?

Should little kids really be doing anything that sounds so euphemistic?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Forgot: deadline = Wednesday night.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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"pitching hay"?

Should little kids really be doing anything that sounds so euphemistic?

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[Click to view comic: 'CC49: Cow Tipping 101']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 49: True Confessions']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Bravo!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I would just like to take this moment to once again point out that I was solely responsible for introducing this site to kaufman, thereby raising the bar and encouraging you all to find the resources to be funnier, yourselves.

I accept paypal.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I'm new to comic contests. Hope it's not too self-evident.

[Click to view comic: 'CC49 - Misty eyes and lumpy throats']

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'CC49 The joys of a youth well spent']

[Click to view comic: 'A Day in the Life of Ruprict vol 1. no 6.']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I think I missed Rule 3, since this isn't funny.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 49: Now you know who to blame']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I still love "All Your Base." It's my rosary.

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What others say about boorite!

I'm in the carrot pealing finals tonight, so I might not get around to judging this thing until Thursday morning. If I still have the wrist strength to type once I get home, I'll do it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Carrot Pealing? I didnt' know that was a euphemism for spanking the monkey.

I used to compete in monkey spanking but the ASPCA came down on us (or is that went down...?).

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's 40 "All Your Bases" for you, sinner.

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What others say about boorite!

Someone set up us the one-eyed bomb!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 49: I'm not making this up']

Yep, Scout's honor. What a knee-slapper!

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What others say about boorite!

Is that thing about the golf course really true? It cracks me up.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'I Am a Badass']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Looks like Roger is quite the scoundrel. Which just means people around here actually read WIGU.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 49 - I was talking about yesterday']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Got beat out in the carrot pealing comp. Apparently they want you to bring your own root. I can see, as I had guessed, that this pack didn't waste youthful days frittering away over books. Well done.

Gabe: Petty theft was once a cheap thrill. Now it can get a kid a bullet. Way to keep with the spirit of the thing.

crabby: As much as I don't want to encourage you, the cow calling medic after if fell over made me chuckle.

kaufman: Bravo indeed. And all toooo believable.

andydougan: Welcome to the fray. Despite a lack of donkey sodomy you fit right in. Nice echo forward with the Pokemon girl.

bunner: How I remember the "yip" dog from my youth (helpful hint: biology books make quite an impression). I hope you took pictures. I wish I had.

Drexle: Playing kinky doctor! Now your talkin'.

NastyPope: Faces of Death? The jog-a-thon part freaked me out too. Funny stuff.

NeoVid: That was evil and freighting. I laughed as I trembled. That particular youthful transgression actually does merit sticking young boys into a cell with big fat molesters dressed as clowns.

Boo-boo-boorite: Planting rumors to frame enemies. Now THAT's the Opie fuckin Taylor stuff that kids need to do more of today! I know what you say is true. Except for having enough money to buy off the DA, you coulda growed up with me.

descolada99b: Spewing hot ass would not make me rent a tape. And this is Spankling talking! Funny - I would have given you extra points for turning it into a Rosanna Rosanna Danna bit with the "nevermind" at the end.

And now for the winner. The envelope please? Hey... There must be 2 grand in here... and a name...

The winner is boorite! No question! Thank you ladies and gents!

... with kaufman coming in a very close second.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet