You know what has great stories? Penthouse forum. But you know what has even better stories? Songs. Tons of stories about love and death and Britney Spear's toxicity all contained in a little over 100 years of recorded music. Lots of interesting stuff.

Anywho, I want you to make the comic strip adaptation of your favorite song(s). Or you can just spoof a song. I want my SCTV (no relation to Second City)! You don't have to have the actual lyrics in there anywhere, but you do have to tell the story of the song.

Only new comics, please.

Judging will be on Saturday. Sing me a comic, Mr. Piano Man.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'CC #239 - OH, BILLY']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Here is my comic adaptation of "My Cock's on Fire" by Whitehouse.

[Click to view comic: 'CC239 - My Cock's on Fire.']

And here is "Your mother's got a penis" by Goldie Lookin' Chain.

[Click to view comic: 'CC239 - Safe as fuck. You knows it.']

[Click to view comic: 'CC239: "Sensitive" by the Field Mice']

More than a bit obscure, but it was the first thing that came to mind.

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 239: by Toaplan']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'CC 239: Stairway to Heaven']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...and here comes possums, taking a page STRAIGHT out of MikeyG's book...

[Click to view comic: 'CC239: The Asian Girls Sing Some Slayer Tunes']

[Click to view comic: 'CC239: Trio of Tunes']

[Click to view comic: 'CC239: Trio of Tunes - Opposite Day']

[Click to view comic: 'Rhapsody in Blue']

[Click to view comic: 'It's a Meshuggah Song! Future Breed Machine!']

This one was screaming out to be done. And if this contest finishes without someone doing "Sk8r Boi", its all been a waste of time.

[Click to view comic: 'Richard Marx - Hazard - Pt1']
[Click to view comic: 'Richard Marx - Hazard - Pt2']
[Click to view comic: 'Richard Marx - Hazard - Pt3']
[Click to view comic: 'Richard Marx - Hazard - Part 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Richard Marx - Hazard - Part 5']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'CC #239 -- "THE SILLY SONG" by Pinky Lee']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC #239 -- "THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS" by Shari Lewis']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

[Click to view comic: 'CC239: Britney Spears']

Fuck. I've got 7 old SC in Music Video strips I could submit.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Fuck. I've got 7 old SC in Music Video strips I could submit.

Guess you'll have to make 7 new ones...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'Neil Young's "Cowgirl In The Sand"']

[Click to view comic: 'King Crimson's "Starless"']

[Click to view comic: 'Garth Brooks' "Friends In Low Places"']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I spent way too much time on this. Please take that into consideration.

"Strokin'" by Clarence Carter
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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Thanks for the idea, MikeyG ...

[Click to view comic: 'Stairway to Heaven: The Long Version'][Click to view comic: 'Stairway 2 Heaven'][Click to view comic: 'Stairway Three Heaven'][Click to view comic: 'Stairway IV Heaven']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Stairway 2+2+1 Heaven'][Click to view comic: 'Stairway two and two and two Heaven.'][Click to view comic: 'Stairway to Seven'][Click to view comic: 'Stairway to Heaven. (fin)']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 239: One From the Napster Haters']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'Space Boobery']

Kaufman, if I cannot achieve greatness, I can be secure in the knowledge that I inspire it in others.

possums, get off my nutsack. I want my Asian Girls singing songs back.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.