Tobor. Dr. Pedantic. Fuck. Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction. Mohh Omlo. Non-Sequitur Donkey.
What do they have in common? They're all one note characters. And frankly, they're kind of old. Okay, cornholing never gets old, but you get my drift.
The ranks of our one-note characters need some new blood! Your mission is to come up with a new one.
Series are acceptable if they illustrate the amazing one-noteness of your creation, but no 10-part epics please.
And please, do better than THIS:
[Click to view comic: 'Introducing... Jaques Valdez!']
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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.