I've seen that contests tend to be funnier if there are less restrictions on the strippers. Of course, funny isn't what these contests are all about, but I've never been one to go with the crowd. Anyway, Contest 37 will have very few rules:

There must be at least three different characters in the strip.

At least two different backgrounds must be used.

You can only use dialogue in one panel. It can be any panel, though.

...That's all the rules. These will either be incredibly simple or incredibly hard to make funny, as evidenced by: [Click to view comic: 'CC 37: This is just the example']

The contest will end on... Tuesday. At about 2 PM, Pacific.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC37 - Hide and Go Seek']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Goddamnit, Gabe. If you have a winning entry, please wait until after a few other people have posted to cruelly shatter their hopes.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

What is the timeframe, anywho? I don't want to have my strip up to be humiliated for quite so long this time.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

DUH! Read below the comic. Got it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Who am I kidding? I never wait more than 30 minutes to submit one of these.
[Click to view comic: 'When you're on the clock, get to work']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'C.C. 37 - Slack jawed yokels']

O-B! O-B!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wow. That was actually good. I think ObiJean must be gabe_billings pretending to be another incarnation of Obi.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I wondered if thought balloons counted as dialogue, but decided to play it straight ...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 37: Live and Let Dial']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I doubt that.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'CC37: Tobor's Summer Break']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

HAHAHAHAHA!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 37: The unbearable lightness of Housing shortage']

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

This is my first try guys, so go easy on me.

[Click to view comic: 'CC37: Park Pranks']

Check out the other ones I did, tell me if I'm any good or not. ;)

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Rice is for quitters.

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This is my first try guys, so go easy on me.

[Click to view comic: 'CC37: Park Pranks']

Check out the other ones I did, tell me if I'm any good or not. ;)

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I really don't know about that, but...
I've seen about half a dozen entries here already that I'd classify as varying shades of hilarious.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC37: Disposable technology']

As a few other people have said, I hope the narration doesn't count as dialogue. I was sorely tempted to stick in thought balloons, too, but decided against it. Not that it matters - in my opinion, this one is a contest between Dave and Gabe.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Shit. Not again.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Is that 'Shit not again' as in, another contest between the two of us, or 'Shit not again' another felchmaster called me Dave?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The first one.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Call you by your correct name?

I'm sorry - I can't do that, Dave.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

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Call you by your correct name?

I'm sorry - I can't do that, Dave.

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Every time I see that it cheeses me off. When I made up the user id I just assumed that as with most computer applications you couldn't use spaces and capitals would be ignored. Then I saw Big Evil Dan and new that neither of those was the case. My anal retentiveness doesn't like an underscore in my name, but I thought it was a necessary evil.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 37: If all else fails, insult the judge']

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.