I've seen that contests tend to be funnier if there are less restrictions on the strippers. Of course, funny isn't what these contests are all about, but I've never been one to go with the crowd. Anyway, Contest 37 will have very few rules:

There must be at least three different characters in the strip.

At least two different backgrounds must be used.

You can only use dialogue in one panel. It can be any panel, though.

...That's all the rules. These will either be incredibly simple or incredibly hard to make funny, as evidenced by:

CC 37: This is just the example by NeoVid 6-15-01

You know, this would have been the funniest strip ever if the sound guy had shown up today. Did Tobor really say "UVULA BROOM WILL BROOM YOU!?"

The contest will end on... Tuesday. At about 2 PM, Pacific.

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CC37 - Hide and Go Seek by gabe_billings 6-15-01

You think he'll find his way home this time? No way. We dumped him three counties away. Plus he was in the trunk the whole ride.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Goddamnit, Gabe. If you have a winning entry, please wait until after a few other people have posted to cruelly shatter their hopes.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

What is the timeframe, anywho? I don't want to have my strip up to be humiliated for quite so long this time.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

DUH! Read below the comic. Got it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Who am I kidding? I never wait more than 30 minutes to submit one of these.

When you're on the clock, get to work by Spankling 6-15-01

How was she? Any good? Does she swallow? Is this enough food stamps? Actually, we never got around to it. By the time I got comfortable enough to take off my jacket my time was up.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

C.C. 37 - Slack jawed yokels by ObiJean 6-15-01

Did you see the look on the blonde one's face right after I said, "I think Zoe and I are gonna just go back to my place and fuck"? It wasn't nearly as funny as when the short one passed out after I asked you not to spank me so hard tonight.

O-B! O-B!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wow. That was actually good. I think ObiJean must be gabe_billings pretending to be another incarnation of Obi.

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I wondered if thought balloons counted as dialogue, but decided to play it straight ...

CC 37: Live and Let Dial by kaufman 6-15-01

911, what is your emergency? Yes, robots from the plane of Chaos are invading -- pushing the walls in, dissolving everything they overrun, I can't hold out much longer, I'm at 943 Elm, hello? HELLO!

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I doubt that.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

CC37: Tobor's Summer Break by BigEvilDan 6-15-01

*click* *click* *sigh* I'm so sick of seeing these trip to Tokyo slides... And on this slide, Rodan and I are playing "catch" with a fighter jet.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

HAHAHAHAHA!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

CC 37: The unbearable lightness of Housing shortage by Ranma_X. 6-16-01

Gee, DO you think it was a good idea to let that guy sublet our trunk? Well, maybe not, but I did steal his wallet and besides, after the LSD and horse tranqs I fed him, I doubt we'll even notice him.

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This is my first try guys, so go easy on me.

CC37: Park Pranks by Vyperfire 6-16-01

I wonder why everyone was staring at us. We better go. That fire is starting to spread, and those monkeys don't look very happy.

Check out the other ones I did, tell me if I'm any good or not. ;)

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Rice is for quitters.

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This is my first try guys, so go easy on me.

CC37: Park Pranks by Vyperfire 6-16-01

I wonder why everyone was staring at us. We better go. That fire is starting to spread, and those monkeys don't look very happy.

Check out the other ones I did, tell me if I'm any good or not. ;)

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I really don't know about that, but...
I've seen about half a dozen entries here already that I'd classify as varying shades of hilarious.

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CC37: Disposable technology by DexX 6-16-01

As the authorities stood back and waited, the world's most advanced bomb disposal robot went to work... Red wire? Yellow wire? Aaaahhhh shit... Eeeny meeny miny mo...

As a few other people have said, I hope the narration doesn't count as dialogue. I was sorely tempted to stick in thought balloons, too, but decided against it. Not that it matters - in my opinion, this one is a contest between Dave and Gabe.

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Shit. Not again.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Is that 'Shit not again' as in, another contest between the two of us, or 'Shit not again' another felchmaster called me Dave?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The first one.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Call you by your correct name?

I'm sorry - I can't do that, Dave.

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Call you by your correct name?

I'm sorry - I can't do that, Dave.

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Every time I see that it cheeses me off. When I made up the user id I just assumed that as with most computer applications you couldn't use spaces and capitals would be ignored. Then I saw Big Evil Dan and new that neither of those was the case. My anal retentiveness doesn't like an underscore in my name, but I thought it was a necessary evil.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

CC 37: If all else fails, insult the judge by Ranma_X. 6-16-01

At the local disco, NeoVid hits it off with a lady. So that's your dad that NeoVid 's dancing with? Yep, well used to be my 'dad' anyways.

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