Spankling

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

KKP... sadly I haven't seen that show in a long time.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Spankling

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Poop.

kkp

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

kkp

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i want to piss on you

Spanks

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

It was a tough choice, and though the end result leaves a bad taste in my mouth...

I have to vote for Bazilla.

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This is not my empire.

Although I normally scorn SC in-jokes, I have to say that Bazilla's comic was the best this round.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

btw due to Easter I will not be gracing this compo now till Tuesday 13th of April so please hang fire on my round till then.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

yeah, i won't be back until monday night either. so, likewise, postpone my next round should it pop up before then.

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i want to piss on you

BAZILLA!!!!

b

baz-ill-a

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Did king's plan mean "grody" as in "ew, like, grody to the max," or is "groody" some fetish term of which I'm unaware?

Either way, he got my vote.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The Million Spankling Man

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Kaj, babe, I'm going to PM you about this as well, but I'm not gonna be back until Tuesday either. Nate and I are camping for his birthday, it has NOTHING to do with Easter (except the chocolate bunnies, but those are for the s'mores). Have a good weekend dolls.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

i was wondering that too. this was a perfectly good bungholing until that pesky jesus stepped in.

(incidentally, i hereby retain all rights to that sentence for t-shirts, coffee mugs &c.)

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Bazilla stands over his two opponents in the middle of the ring and stares at KFF Chairman Kajun who is standing on the ramp. Firefly tells him that as long as there's a breath in his body, Bazilla will never be the Comic Cup champion. Bazilla flips Firefly the bird before swinging back a couple of beers and saluting the crowd.

[u]Mexican Wrestling Match[/u]
not_Scyess vs smamurai vs cowtipper

The rules:[list][*]Each contestant makes a comic with an alias account of mine and then PM's me the comic title.[*]I post all three comics at the same time without anyone knowing who's comic belongs to who, then y'all vote unbiased (assuming you morons don't find some way to screw up THIS match).[*]Use the name of a politician in a novel way, as a verb i.e.: "we caught them Ashcrofting in the trash room"[*]the action must take place in a turkish prison aboard a sinking ship[/list]

rules courtesy of Boorite.

Okay peeps, I shall PM you with the ID and password of the other account, so get going, cunts!

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Dad was flammable

By the way, this use of "santorum" is no longer a novel use of a politician's name.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Woah, didn't expect that. Thanks for all of the votes guys, I love you all, mostly. KKP, I have my revenge for Comic Cup IX, and I'll stop secretly seething at you without you know from now on.

IF YOU SMMMMEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Then get some deodourant, you smelly shit!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Hey, I'm back, I'm not sure if I've got the right forum or not but here are some new comics I made, please tell me which one you like the bestest!

Mini Me by Geniu$ 4-13-04

November, 1996 President to be Bill Clinton beat Bush today in what can only be dubbed a humiliating defeat. We suspect that Bush may be waiting for the media to die down in a prison aboard a sinking turkish ship. Thank you for that oddly specific announcement Jim -- in other news... It's alright Mr. Bush -- No it's NOT! I've got to get Clinton back someway... but how? I'll be too old to run next time... Maybe if we could get whatever president comes after Clinton to blame all of America's problems on him... if only there were some way to -- I don't know George ... double you? I've got the perfect plan...

Say It with Love by Geniu$ 4-14-04

We now go live on location to presidential hopeful John Kerry, who has surprisingly accepted a cruise from President George Bush. Thanks, Jim. I'm now on the ship, which has full Turkish bath facilities. At first I thought this whole thing was a ploy to get me off the campaign trail, but I figured, it was probably just a nice gesture. Hi, Mr. Kerry. A secret admirer would like to buy you a Turkish, um, "bath." The card simply reads, "You've been Bushwhacked." I was wondering why "bath" had been written in in crayon. At least I'll be out of here in a week... We're sinking.

De Turkish Plight by Geniu$ 4-15-04

Somewhere in the Adriatic, the population of a Turkish prison-ship is made up of upper-crust smack addicted English gentlemen. I say, Portillo my arse! I do believe we are sinking Stanley. Do we have time to save the hookah? No but never mind, she wasn't much of a lookah. Ha ha ha what! Oh how I shall miss our prison banter Lord Tarquin. You know, I'm starting to think it was a damn fool idea to dig that tunnel. Be a chap and chew through my ankles, this ball and chain will play merry hell with my backstroke.

WHEE!

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Come ahead then!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Ok, if Geniu$ is an alias account, which it has to be, I thought the rules were that the person has to make ONE comic and send it to Kajun. I'm hoping whoever is using Geniu$ isn't the flaming fucking idiot he appears to be.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

JUST FUCKING VOTE ON A CUNTING COMIC!

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Dad was flammable

#3!!!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.