[Click to view comic: 'SC Battle Royale: Gabe vs Redfish - part one']
[Click to view comic: 'SC Battle Royale: Gabe vs Redfish - part two']
[Click to view comic: 'SC Battle Royale: Gabe vs Redfish - part three']

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'SC Battle Royale: Gabe vs Redfish - part four']
[Click to view comic: 'SC Battle Royale: Gabe vs Redfish - part five']
[Click to view comic: 'SC Battle Royale: Gabe vs Redfish - part six']

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'Witch vs Red Robot 001']
[Click to view comic: 'Witch vs Red Robot 002']
[Click to view comic: 'Witch vs Red Robot 003']

A pyrrhic victory, but witch wins.

Woohoo! Round of 16 will be posted within 48 hours.

Half of you will have immediate assignments.

Seven others will have later round assignments -- you will be notified here and by pm once those match-ups are set.

One of you is done. I thank you for your contributions, and you thank me for not badgering you to submit your contributions anymore.

(And no, I haven't determined who is finished yet).

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Round 4: Let's get ready to rrrrumble!

[list][*]attitudechicka TBA
[*]BigEvilDan: TBA
[*]biped: kaufman (forumusers) vs. Boozer (wigu)
[*]boinky33: TBA
[*]crabby: TBA
[*]Drexle: TBA
[*]evil_d: TBA
[*]fuzzyman: Alien 1/2 (kaddar) vs. Descolada (forumusers)
[*]habnem: TBA
[*]ivytheplant: Squirrel (pennyarcade) vs. Littlegirl (threereasons)
[*]jes_lawson: Penguin (kofightclub) vs. Jon (goats)
[*]KajunFirefly: TBA
[*]MikeyG: Spankling (forumusers) vs. Gabebillings (forumusers)
[*]mmyers: Witch (holiday) vs. Killersquirrel (kofightclub)
[*]TheGovernor: Brad (forumusers) vs. Tyler (kofightclub)
[*]umfumdisi: Satan (dexx) vs. Feetforears (threereasons) [/list]

Complete brackets up to this point are here

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[Click to view comic: 'SCBR Round 4: Satan vs. Feetforears 1']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR Round 4: Satan vs. Feetforears 2']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR Round 4: Satan vs. Feetforears 3']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR Round 4: Satan vs. Feetforears 4']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Lets hear it for recylcing.

[Click to view comic: 'Descolada vs. Alien 1/2 - 1']

[Click to view comic: 'Descolada vs. Alien 1/2 - 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Descolada vs. Alien 1/2 - 3']

Descolada wins.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'Kaufman (as "Blaine Rivers") vs. Wiguboozer 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Kaufman (as "Blaine Rivers") vs. Wiguboozer 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Kaufman (as "Blaine Rivers") vs. Wiguboozer 3']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Unfum, that ruled.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Thanks, I felt cheap and dirty when I made the series, but now I feel better.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

umfum, that ending was so well worth the wait. Rock the fuck on, pardner.

Biped, you sick fuck, nice work.

[Click to view comic: 'SCBR Spankling vs. Gabe']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR: Spankling vs. Gabe 2']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR Spankling vs. Gabe 3']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Round 4 matches still pending:

[list][*]ivytheplant: Squirrel (pennyarcade) vs. Littlegirl (threereasons)
[*]jes_lawson: Penguin (kofightclub) vs. Jon (goats)
[*]mmyers: Witch (holiday) vs. Killersquirrel (kofightclub)
[*]TheGovernor: Brad (forumusers) vs. Tyler (kofightclub)[/list]

And our first quarterfinal showdown is set. A colossal battle of colossal geeks!

In this corner, the (I can reveal it now) #2 seed from Bracket 7, who corrupted the Choirboy, bankrupted the Snowman, asphyxiated the Redfish, and double-talked Spankling into raping himself: let's hear it for Gabebillings!

And in this corner, the #6 seed from Bracket 4, who outpunned Hippie, found a hole in Spigot's knowledge, outtwisted the Horse, and infuriated Boozer into oblivion: please give a warm welcome to Kaufman!

And the honor of telling you about who did what to whom in their encounter goes to:

crabby

Complete brackets up to this point are here

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**Brad V Tyler coming soon**

Id probably expect some low grade fight club parody, but whose to say what will happen in this mixed up crazy good for nothing world we live in.

[Click to view comic: 'Witch versus Killer squirrel (1)']
[Click to view comic: 'Witch versus Killer squirrel (2)']
[Click to view comic: 'Witch versus killer squirrel (3)']
[Click to view comic: 'Witch versus killer squirrel (4)']
[Click to view comic: 'Witch versus killer squirrel (fin)']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'Old job, new job (1)']
[Click to view comic: 'Old job, new job (2)']
[Click to view comic: 'Old job, new job (3) ft. another line for choad's collection']
[Click to view comic: 'Old job, new job (4)']
[Click to view comic: 'Old job, new job (5)']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'Old job, new job (6)']
[Click to view comic: 'Old job, New Job (7)']
[Click to view comic: 'OJNJ (8) : Jon Vs Penguin - sponsored by Honorable Ninja']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Tacking on the Battle Royal strip to the end of a series I was doing is a gross hack, but I've hit another creative nadir. Anyway, congratulations to Jon from Goats for not dying, and I hope you enjoyed making fun of the torment that is the last days of my current employment.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Round 4 matches still pending:

[list][*]ivytheplant: Squirrel (pennyarcade) vs. Littlegirl (threereasons)
[*]TheGovernor: Brad (forumusers) vs. Tyler (kofightclub)[/list]

Previously announced Round 5 matches:

[list][*]crabby: Gabebillings (forumusers) vs. Kaufman (forumusers)[/list]

And our second quarterfinal showdown is set. We have:

In this corner, the #4 seed from Bracket 3, who outpolled the Pimp, axed the Cat, sucked the Cow into a black hole of flatulence, and survived the ninjaing of Penguin: let's hear it for Jon!

And in this corner, the longshot #13 seed from Bracket 2, who busted Ghost, rippered Hooker, introduced Jesus to beer, and outevolved the first Alien: please give a warm welcome to Descolada!

And the honor of telling you about who did what to whom in their encounter goes to:

Drexle

Complete brackets up to this point are here

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Mission acknowledged!

[Click to view comic: 'Little Girl vs Squirrel']

Just one more Round 4 match to go:

[list][*]TheGovernor: Brad (forumusers) vs. Tyler (kofightclub)[/list]

Come on Gov!

And in round 5::

[list][*]crabby: Gabebillings (forumusers) vs. Kaufman (forumusers)
[*]Drexle: Jon (goats) vs. Descolada (forumusers)[/list]

Add to those quarterfinal #3. We have a battle of squirrel killers!

In this corner, the #10 seed from Bracket 5, who outstared Sickobunny, piñataed Wirthling, induced a forfeit from Roger, and now outlasted the Squirrel: let's hear it for that most formidable Littlegirl!

And in this corner, the #4 seed from Bracket 6, who outdysfunctioned Dragonxero, polymorphed Jamalia, outwilled Tobor, and ran over the Killer Squirrel: please give a warm welcome to Witch!

And the honor of giving you the blow-by-blow for this one goes to:

attitudechicka

Complete brackets up to this point are here

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[Click to view comic: 'SCBR: Witch vs Little Girl 1']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR: Witch vs Little Girl 2']
[Click to view comic: 'SCBR: Witch vs Little Girl 3']
Little girl wins.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Sorry for the delay

[Click to view comic: 'Tyler versus Brad']

Round 4 is over! Just 6 matches to go! Remaining in Round 5:

[list][*]crabby: Gabebillings (forumusers) vs. Kaufman (forumusers)
[*]Drexle: Jon (goats) vs. Descolada (forumusers)[/list]

And now we can add in this clash of the titans:

In this corner, the #1 seed from Bracket 1, who carved up the Pumpkin, was unfazed by Russ, logged out the Skeleton, and now incinerated Tyler: you know him, you love him, you can't strip without him, it's Brad!

And in this corner, the top seed from Bracket 8, who set fire to Redhat, yet extinguished Mrstinkybutt, then electrocuted Chicka, and outstared Feetforears: it's your fiend and mine: Satan!

And the honor of giving you the blow-by-blow for this monster duel goes to:

BigEvilDan

Complete brackets up to this point are here

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[Click to view comic: 'Brad Vs. Satan - Part 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Brad Vs. Satan - Part 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Brad Vs. Satan - Part 3']
[Click to view comic: 'Brad Vs. Satan - Part 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Brad Vs. Satan - Part 5']

Satan wins.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III