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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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The Merchant of Venice, stripcreatoritized.
Comic Cup X: Oh, that Morocco! by attitudechicka
10-07-03
Flourish of cornets. Enter Portia, with the Prince of Morocco and their trains.
There are three caskets over there/ Choose from them but beware/ To win my hand/ You must understand/ Only one will hold my care.
The first is made of pure gold/ "What men desire" the fortune told/ The silver serves/ For what I deserve/ The third is dull and old
He unlocks the golden casket.
Choose with your heart, good prince/ If you should find this evidence/ My photo is tucked inside/ Then I will be your bride/ And we shall live happily ever since.
I choose not the one of lead/ Nor the one with a silver bed/ Efficacious is the gold/ And from there my fortune told/ You are surely fucking with my head.
Exuent Morocco with train.
This all gave me such a fright/ Looks like my hand will bed me tonight/ I will sleep alone/ For it is a scroll/ Not a photo in my sight.
If only your heart led your way/ Instead of greed seen here today/ You only want money/ And not a honey/ You're a loser so go away.

This has been fun for me because I love this play so much. Even if I don't win, I had a lot of fun doing this one.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

10-07-03 9:02am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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CCX: Semi-retarded by crabby
10-08-03
That he is mad, 'tis true; 'tis true 'tis pity;
My love for you is true. Your puppetness makes me blue. The man you need is me in deed, so let's take off to screw.
I'm a puppet can you not see, you are not the man for me. Your intentions are rotten I'm filled with cotton so please just let me be.
Have we eaten on the insane root that takes the reason prisoner?
Due to the effacious spell which I've learned, my love will no longer be spurned. I'll make you my queen you'll love it indeed, for years your loved I've yearned.
All my life I've wished I was real, if you grant my wish I'll cut you a deal. Me and you in bed, you're sick in the head but I'll at least let you cop a feel.
Away, you scullion! You rampallion! You fustilarion! I'll tickle your catastrophe!
Your human form is distracting, my felling for you i am retracting. Your legs I would not spread, I'll fuck a pillow instead, it's cotton I find so attracting.
I do not know how to feel. My anger I must conceal. I've loved the king all along, I yearn for his dong, without him my cunt will congeal.

10-08-03 2:00pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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Just to get everything on the same page...

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RULE 1 (from UnknownEric) - Must use the word "efficacious".

RULE 2 (from umfumdisi) - Use only characters from kaddar2, and the Narration boxes in each panel must contain quotes from Shakespeare's plays describing the events of that panel. (For those wondering about the kaddar2, I let umfumdisi submit a new rule. The orignal set of rules were literally impossible to complete.)

RULE 3 (from Rabid_Weasle) - Everyone must speak in limericks.


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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

10-08-03 2:37pm (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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There once was a guy named mmyers,
who thought the entries so good, he retired,
he read the entries he saw,
but couldn't rule it a draw,
he voted Chicka then hit himself with pliers.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

10-08-03 3:04pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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There once was a man from Nantucket...

...wait, no...

An unknown man named Eric did see
Two comics as good as could be
He flipped a coin with a grin
on its edge it did spin
so he said, "Fuck it, I'll vote for crabby."

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I has a flavor!

10-08-03 3:59pm (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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Well, wee Chicka was witty and bold.
Crabby's comic was fluid and rolled.
But at risk of a-binnin',
My chance of Cup Winnin',
crabby's metre and rhyme had me sold.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

10-08-03 6:12pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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they once wuz a playa wit' attitude
who dropped mad science--not platitude
she rhymed most bodacious
with results efficacious
so I shout out mad props and much gratitude

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

10-08-03 10:03pm (new)
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Chi_The_Cynic
Comoedus Cynicalis

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There once was a chick from the U.S.
Whose comics did much to impress.
Despite the funny crab,
It was she who did grab
My vote for her comic of "yes!"

10-09-03 1:19am (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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Fuck all that, I'm just gonna vote for chicka.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

10-09-03 2:14am (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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Random Prince fact #1: Prince composed, performed, and produced "Starfish and Coffee."

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

10-09-03 6:41am (new)
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flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

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chicka

(I couldn't do a limerick if you paid me.)

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This is not my empire.

10-09-03 8:23am (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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I wandered lonely as a crab.

10-09-03 8:25am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Tough rules, but they both took a stabby,
Portrayed folks in true need of Dear Abby.
Both comics were stellar,
But the vote from this feller,
Goes (surprise!) out to attitudechicka.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

10-09-03 9:06am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Crabby!

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Dad was flammable

10-09-03 1:15pm (new)
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TheBlairZip
Makes a Great Meal

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I'd like to be overly gracious,
but voting for both strips is not advantageous.
These rules - they did suck,
(though they both tried like fuck)
but I have to award Chicka's efficacious...ness.

D'OH!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

10-09-03 3:16pm (new)
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CrunchyCheese
Hungry like the wolf

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Boom Chicka boom chicka boom

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

10-09-03 5:06pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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I couldn't do a limerick if you spotted me the first 3 sentences.

My vote goes to crabby.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

10-09-03 7:51pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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I'm ending votes tonight, so you'd better get a move on.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

10-10-03 2:43pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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"A very forward March-chick(a)! How came you to this?" (Much Ado About Nothing; Act 1, Scene 3)

FINAL ROUND: jes_lawson vs. attitudechicka

Now, with all of the unused rules and new revenge rules, this would be a five-rule match. I'm not cruel enough to force people to use five rules in a single comic, so you each get to make two comics. It's up to you if you want to make a series out of them or just make individual comics.

[u]COMIC 1: THE REVENGE RULES[/u]

RULE 1 (from CrunchyCheese) - The person who eliminates me (as well as chicka) must make a comic about my untimely, and undeserved demise

RULE 2 (from crabby) - Political campaign of a leftist nautre. Said politician running was a space farmer at one point in his life. And it must take place within the grounds of a World's Fair.

RULE 3 (from me, just for filler) - One character must seek revenge on another.

[u]COMIC 2: THE CLASSIC RULES[/u]

RULE 1 (from Trippingbillee) - there must be one palindrome present in the strip, not counting numbers

RULE 2 (from habnem) - The comic must explain why one shouldn't pick his or her nose after midnight.

RULE 3 (from mmyers) - They must use the phrase, "If Dick Clark were dead, he'd be rolling in his grave."

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

10-10-03 11:03pm (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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GDMFSOB.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

10-12-03 5:15pm (new)
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niteowl
Level 1 Forum Troll

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Jesus H. I feel sorry for you two.

And us for having to judge 'em.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

10-12-03 6:02pm (new)
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flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

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Yes, these are the moments that make me glad I suck so much I get knocked out in the first round...

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This is not my empire.

10-13-03 8:53am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Yeah, flickguy, we rock!

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Dad was flammable

10-13-03 11:39am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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We should get airbrushed jackets proclaiming our coolness.

mmyers, went down in the first round

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

10-13-03 12:18pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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those rules are too easy

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

10-13-03 2:32pm (new)
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