400th reply!

Not that it's really amazing or anything, but I got it and you don't!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Glas-gow! Glas-gow! Glas-gow!

Kajun_vs_dougans_maw

I do believe we have a mandate!

Thus I'm happy to award:

Bronze medal: Frosty
Silver medal: megaton_b_boy2000
Gold medal: Kajun_vs_Dougans_Per
Honorable mention: crabby

Congratualtions, whoever you are.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

So is there to be a public unmasking?

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Dad was flammable

I think so. Who is Kajun vs dougan, who is Megaton, who is Frosty, and who is the biggest kept secret, the mystery Ninja?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Silver. A worthy prize. But I shall return one day and the gold will be mine. Oh yes.

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Megaton B-Boy 2000 will return...

I accidentally unmasked myself 3 weeks ago. I didn't realize that my identity was still a mystery to anyone.

Anyway, thanks to all who voted for me and to dr. k for running this thing. I shall celebrate my victory like a true Scotsman. The livestock of Glasgow best beware.

So, do we want to try another of these mystery cups, or do we want to let it sit a while, or what?

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Wee all hae yer maw last night.

Drop a cluster-fuck bomb on it.

But nicely run, Dr.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yeah, and you were going to drop out of the contest, good thing you didn't eh?

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Dad was flammable

I enjoyed that, and I still have no idea who most of the people were. But all the different usernames running about got confusing. I think there should be another one, but maybe not for a wee while, and we should add an extra stipulation that the entrants aren't allowed to use that name to enter any other contests/ post in any of the other forums.

I got a kick out of Master_Bates repeatedly referring to my alter ego as a guy.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

You're the one who knocked me out of the contest?

Gee, I didn't realize til just now that it didn't matter to me at all who did that. I have to be more petty.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Actually, if you must know, I had 16 of the 22 alter egos. Nobody was anyone else's except Frosty, Kajun_vs_Dougans_Per, big_evil_deciever, and three others. That seemed like the only way to get sufficient entries to this contest. If you must know, the forfeits were even mine. My brain was running dry on ideas at the time, so I let a few contests drop. Also, I intentionally made comics hours apart when I was playing against myself, so they'd seem to be different styles. The funniest thing was the tied match where I went through all those theatrics over which of my avatars would advance. That really upped the interest in this event. Everyone had an opinion! Really, my only disappointment is sixteen entries, and I still couldn't win :-)

Still, if you've read this and you now know my secret, I'd really appreciate your keeping it to yourself. Wouldn't to rub in the fact that I pulled off such a cunning stunt. I'm really modest and don't want to offend anyone here. Rather, I just got the inspiration to try something new. Let's all see what comes from this.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That almost sounds believable.

*swoosh*

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Heh, for a guy with just one alter ego, I think I did rather well. And I'm glad that I didn't get bumped out by one of the army of Kaufman.

I hated the fact that a rule I came up with bit me in the ass!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Same here. Dammit.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

so wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen is mysteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery cup numbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer 2? i wanna beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in oneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal bad!!!

(sorry that my eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey is fuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed)

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

I'm going to wait for more of a groundswell of interest before launching MC #2...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."