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boorite
crazy knife lady

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1-31-03 8:43am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Ani DiFranco W00T!

all I know is that those
that are going to be killed
aren't those that preside
on capitol hill
I told him don't fill
the front lines of their war
those assholes aren't worth dying for

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2-04-03 9:30am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Don't beat the machine, build it.

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2-04-03 8:57pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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New Chairman of 9/11 Commission. had business ties with Osama's Brother in Law. Too... Fucking... Much!

There is a good reason Rumsfeld knows what Saddam has and hasn't declared: He personally arranged for Iraq to receive these technologies and materials as a special envoy during the Regan administration

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2-05-03 9:00pm (new)
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Tarantula_boy
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Looks like us Brits and you Yanks are in for a jolly old war.

As much as I dislike the war, its an inevitability.

Bush is hell-bent on it and Blair is too busy sucking Bush's inadequately sized manhood to listen to what his own electorate has to say about it.

Here's a radical theory:

Bush has a small penis.
Bush can't fuck any interns because they all know.
Bush makes war on everyone he dislikes to make up for it.

We need a desperate internet plea for somebody who will have sex with George W Bush to stop this war.

That's why Clinton didn't try and start quite to much shit while he was in power.

Seriously, Bush started small with Afganistan, now he's going for a bigger fish , Iraq. That's a prize with many $benefits$. It also sets him up for the next big fish, North Korea.

Can anyone see where this is going?

It may be alarmist be there's implications that stretch quite far here.

Do we really want to go to war to keep
arms manufacturers in business?

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2-06-03 5:02pm (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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Bush has a small penis.
Bush can't fuck any interns because they all know.

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Bush started small with Afganistan, now he's going for a bigger fish , Iraq. That's a prize with many $benefits$.


Lots of Iraqi women who DON'T know that Bush has a small penis?

Interesting, very interesting...

2-06-03 5:05pm (new)
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Tarantula_boy
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Are you suggesting Bush employ Iraqi interns?

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2-06-03 5:20pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/fiore/

http://www.guardian.co.uk/spacedocumentary/story/0,2763,888492,00.html

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2-06-03 8:13pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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This week, anyone who still harboured the fantasy that the UK government has an idea what they're doing was rudely awoken. This story is true.

[Click to view comic: 'No joke']

2-08-03 5:17am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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http://www.idleworm.com/nws/2002/12/aol10.shtml

http://www.dailyrotten.com/source-docs/patriot2draft.html

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2-08-03 9:12pm (new)
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Tarantula_boy
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The things you can get on the internet these days. Next somebody see if we can get the British police's list of paedophiles. I'm sure Saddam is on there somewhere.

Oops! Is that slander (or libel, I never can remember which one's which)?

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2-11-03 2:46pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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Well, it is all really no surprise. Bush is finishing daddy's dirty work.

The Bush family conspiracy (as told by one of my friends):

Daddy starts a war...can't finish it.
Brother makes sure dubya junior gets elected president.
Dubya junior starts the war with Iraq allllll over again.
The Bush's wealth comes from...whats that you say?...the OIL industry.
We defeat Iraq, the oil is better accessible, the Bush's make more money and Dubya Jr. gets the happiness of finishing daddy's work.

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2-12-03 11:32am (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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2-12-03 3:47pm (new)
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Foxbat
Stripcreator Newbie

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Bush is an assclown. I agree with that but there are real reasons (not fake idealistic reasons) to take over Iraq right now. I won't blow smoke about weapons of mass destruction or evil Saddam but WILL ask you to look at your retirement plan and think about where you will be (and the country) in 50 years. I wish the world was nice, but look at history too. I put my comics in the read my comics thread so if anyone is interested, I'm open to new ideas. (Please don't kill me.)

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2-12-03 5:15pm (new)
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Tarantula_boy
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Please don't tell me that you think the US will see an economic collapse if the arms industry don't get to sell some missiles. That may be a possibility but its no reason to raze a weaker (all-be-it rogue) nation to the ground just as an easy way of avoiding economic depression. There are other ways of making money y'know. It may be a little harder but bombing Iraq is not the way. I personally would like to see the global arms industry implode on itself and everyone of these fatcats that make all their money through the painful death of others to be left begging for spare change in soiled, ill-fitting, second-hand clothes.

Again I go too far! When will it end?

I do mean it though.

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2-13-03 8:29am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Yes, let's discuss our portfolios with some Iraqi civilians. I'm sure they'll understand why we have to bomb out their water and utilities. Once they see the logic in it, they won't mind dying of diseases like cholera.

But who cares? What really matters is that condo in Florida. Let's look at my retirement plan. My God, it's full of stocks! Let's see what the war news is doing to the stock market:

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[b]Stocks sink to mid-October lows
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...."Investors are ignoring encouraging economic news due to fears of terrorism and war," said Tom Schrader, head of listed trading at Legg Mason.

But it's not all bad news. "Treasury notes and bonds tend to do well amid geopolitical rumblings, which send investors out of riskier markets like stocks."

So you should oppose the war if you've got stocks. But if you're heavily invested in T-notes and bonds, then mass slaughter is in your best "interest." Ha ha, get it? Interest.

I find it hard to believe we're having this discussion. I read your damn comics, which seem like a valentine to the rule of force. The hippiecrit guy was funny, though.

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2-13-03 8:43am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Peaceniks smell.

2-13-03 12:09pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Hold their noses.

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2-13-03 12:29pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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My peacenik doesn't have a nose!

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2-13-03 12:33pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Peace is good for business.

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2-13-03 9:12pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Do we have to bail out those cheese-eating surrender monkeys again?

2-14-03 6:52am (new)
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Foxbat
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The US economy is collapsing, and I'm not saying we need to sell missiles. I'm saying we need to use them to take the oil. Or rubber or tin or magnesium or cheap/slave labour or whatever is out there that we can use for industry. Failing that, we use the bombs to destroy the other country on the priciple that if we can't have it, then no one can. Scorched Earth. Think Vietnam. Competition from China is bad, mmmkay?

It's the only reason. Name one country that ever grew and prospered except at the expense of another. Call it conquest, colonialism, globalism, whatever. Theft and exploitation are ugly but necessary because (and here is my big main point, I hope I haven't farked it up too bad) if we don't do it we get weak and then WE become the targets of conquest. I'd like to live like the Indians but they got stomped by everyone who had a shot at them.

France and Germany are for "peace" right now because it's to their competitive advantage. (France and Germany a moral force in the universe! OMFG! History dies laughing!) Just as we didn't give a damn that Saddam's a monster as long as he's our monster, neither do they. And the poor Iraqi people. Where were there protests for world justice when Saddam was gassing the Kurds or invading Kuwait? They sat back and watched it all happen just like Americans. Now when it happens to them they are victims. Peace and justice mean (and have always meant) "for me and my friends." I don't like it but it's a fact. I don't want to be a victim complaining to some powerless judge in Belgium because the bad men killed my family and destroyed my country. Better to be strong than to get run over and die.

Mostly we don't want to face these facts because we are nice people. Someone has to however or else Mexico would be us and we would be Mexico, if you see my point. I don't want to be Mexico, do you?

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There are other ways of making money y'know.

Maybe if you're Switzerland and you have mountains and banks. Even then you're working for the Nazis and the Mafia. I can't think of another way to make money really. And unfortnately the USA has made lots of money with violence and invested lots and LOTS of money in more violence. It's like if your neighbors spent their money on night school and you spent yours on guns, maybe they're better than you morally but you still have to use what you have to keep up. So you become a robber or a mercenary, or a washed up loser. It's all you have. Look at the ghetto kids who sell drugs and kill each other. Bad people! Are you better than them? No, you would have to do the same thing if you wanted to prosper given the same deck of cards. That is like the USA, the biggest gangster, and the world is the ghetto and it is FULL of smaller gangsters who would eat our lunch if they could.

I don't see why not. We sure can't just roll in there and go "here we are! Give us the oil!" There would be protests and all kinds of resistance. You have to smash a country to pieces before they'll let you go in and set up a puppet government. This has the added "scorched earth" benefit if you happen to lose the war.

So say a lot of people I know but when you show them what it would really mean, I mean REALLY mean to their lives then they are not so sure they want to get rid of the death merchants. Because the death merchants are them, one way or another. None of our hands are clean so "let's not kid each other."

It's like Bob Dylan. "You masters of war" etc. The people's poet. Make us laugh, Bob. He lives in mansions in gated communities where they wouldn't even let you in. He's all tied up with Viacom who owns CBS who have something I think to do with managing public information in a war. (Ie lies.) And his record label is Sony right? Sony who is working with the Pentagon on "Total Information Awareness?" Hey, where does Bob's mansion come from? Those people who buy his records so they can feel like they are some kind of Jesus, how do they make their money so they can buy Bob Dylan records? Bob could make some protest music about Viacom and Sony. But he is like the rest of us. We are no better and no worse. We all love peace, everyone does. So why is the world full of war? It's someone else's fault.

Well the buck stops here! Blame the war on me. But tell me what other kind of world we can live in.

Boorite, I'm not talking about the stock market today. Of course it is jittery with war coming up. Look at after the war.

I know I sound like an asshole (so they tell me) but I think I just say what everyone is thinking but is afraid to say. I really am a nice guy who loves my dog and tips my waitress and buys flowers for my girlfriend. I give change to the homeless and I am PRO welfare. I just don't think we are better than the guy who sticks you up and with a gun in your face tells you it's "nothing personal." Don't you see what he means? It really is nothing personal.

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2-14-03 9:06am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Ha, that's what Colin Powell said the other day. Something like "we saved your ass in War 2." What a joke. Without France there wouldn't be an America. But what's important is we're the boss now. I wish he'd just say that.

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2-14-03 9:15am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Holy irony, Batman! I think I just said I wished that Foxbat was in charge of the Department of State!

*commits suicide*

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2-14-03 9:18am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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So the stock market goes up after a war? Like it did in 1974, right? Ooooooopsie-daisy!

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2-14-03 9:22am (new)
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