CC207: Luann Gone Terribly, Terribly Wrong by UnknownEric 8-28-03

Hi, Luann! Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod, he's talking to me. I swallow!

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I has a flavor!

CC 207: Garfield And The Vet by Rabid_Weasle 8-28-03

Come on Garfield, we're going to the vet. What... for? I think it's time we got you neutered. Oh! No you don't! Come on! It's for the best, plus it's the law. If you want my testicles you can pry them from my cold dead paws!

CC 207: Bizzaro Gone... Bizzaro by Rabid_Weasle 8-28-03

Hey look, everything's perfectly normal.

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Poop.

Woodstock by ObiJo 8-29-03

*sniff*

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

From the Adult Perspective by ObiJo 8-29-03

It's brain cancer after all, Charlie Brown. WHUH WHUH?!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

... by ObiJo 8-29-03

So there I am pounding that ass hard and she's like, "I see him I see him I SEE GOD!" And I'm all, "What's he wearing?" Haha! Damn that's... SHHH! I think I hear one of them. When's our homework due, Mr. Smith? WHUH WHUH, WHUH WHUH WHUH WHUH.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

CC 207: Marmadoom by kaufman 8-29-03

Tokyo in ruins? What happened? Gojira? Mothra? No, was neither of them. Big Fucking Gaijin Dog taken for walkie.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC207: Dennis the Menace--The Real Story by UnknownEric 8-29-03

Hi, Mr. Wilson! Oh for cripes sake, Dennis. Stop scaring me like that. Gosh, I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson. You know what this means, Dennis, don't you? Another game of "poke the tiger." Get down on all fours and roar...

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I has a flavor!

The Near Side (Three Different Ones) by umfumdisi 8-29-03

When Spiders Dream... Oh no--giant fly attack! Who will save me? Cows On Broadway. Well what the hell do we do now, Maggie?? Larry Loves His Penguin.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 207: Cathy gone Wrong by attitudechicka 8-29-03

So what is the big complaint today, Cathy? I have no complaints. Theres always something. Diet not working? I lost 6 pounds. Men not attracted to you anymore? Men were attracted to me?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 207: Spy vs. Spy Not Quite Right by Rabid_Weasle 8-29-03

Hahahaha! Now I have you, take this -HRRCK!- No! He died of a heart attack, I swear!

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Poop.

CC 207: Milne, Shepard and Disney turn in their graves. by lukket 8-30-03

Hello Eeyore Hello Pooh. You look strange today, I'd say. Yeah. I think our normal cartoonist is on strike. I know. It stinks. And my neck hurts.

(I couldn't help it. Is out of competition)

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I know it's later than I promised, but here's the award ceremony for you.

First of all I have been very delighted by the entries in this little competition. Several of them had me laughing out loud.

Honourable mentions:

boorite (best satire), kaufman: (for giving Linus from the Peanuts a credible future and for introducing me to Red Meat), Chi_The_Cynic (Best off-theme entry), umfumdisi:
(Best Johnny Hart entry.) and Rabid_Weasle (Great spy_vs_spy. Somewhat more surprising than my example.)

Runner up:

UnknownEric
Best peanuts parody

The winner is

niteowl for

CC 207 : Looney Tunes Outtakes by niteowl 8-27-03

Ok Doc, here's what you do... Get yourself an ordinary carrot, like this one... Then you open your mouth and suck on that bad boy. Be careful of the gag reflex though... CUT! Mel, that was funny, but you are not Phoebe Cates...Ok?

. It just cracked me up.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Just missed the ending, damn, ahh well Im trying to get into this again, so here's what I came up with anyway. Been meaning to do something along this line with kaddars characters for a while.

Hey Arnold: 5 Years later by TheGovernor 9-01-03

Hey Arnold! You want some smack dude, I got some cheap shit here, I'll give you the special mates rate.. Nah, thanks Gerald, but my parole officer says if I touch that shit again Ive got a one-way ticket back to Juvey.. Shit dude I dig it, Say, where's your bitch Helga? I thought you guys were tight 'n all after she sucked your dick off in 6th grade She caught me fuckin Phoebe behind the bike shed last week, Bitch has no sense of loyalty, you know what am sayin?.. Fuck it dude, plenty more whores in the ocean, or something like that, now lets go steal your Grandpa's Painkillers and sell them to the 4th graders I hear ya!

quote:

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Just missed the ending, damn, ahh well Im trying to get into this again, so here's what I came up with anyway. Been meaning to do something along this line with kaddars characters for a while.

Hey Arnold: 5 Years later by TheGovernor 9-01-03

Hey Arnold! You want some smack dude, I got some cheap shit here, I'll give you the special mates rate.. Nah, thanks Gerald, but my parole officer says if I touch that shit again Ive got a one-way ticket back to Juvey.. Shit dude I dig it, Say, where's your bitch Helga? I thought you guys were tight 'n all after she sucked your dick off in 6th grade She caught me fuckin Phoebe behind the bike shed last week, Bitch has no sense of loyalty, you know what am sayin?.. Fuck it dude, plenty more whores in the ocean, or something like that, now lets go steal your Grandpa's Painkillers and sell them to the 4th graders I hear ya!

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Holy shit, I won. Thanks lukket.

I will post a new contest in a little bit.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.