I want a large Everclear too, Kaufman.
Weirdly enough, I came back from lunch and did this one and it fits.

The silent agreement you make with Taco-Bell by mmyers 10-30-03

Sir, I must inform you that the tacos I purchased are substandard. The meat is old and unmeatlike, the chips are stale, the tomatos aren't ripe. Taco Bell and Taco Bell enterprises never claimed to serve quality food, only that you wouldn't be hungry after you ate here. That's why we call it FAST food and not GOOD food. Oh.

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"grilled kangaroo dick" hahahah boinky33, that just earned you a place in my favourites list =)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

yay!

This one belongs to my Saraneth and Kerrigor story, but I thought I may as well post it. Just so you know it's supposed to be "...a medium fry and to go with that..."

While Saraneth and Kerrigor take an Intermission... by Saraneth 11-03-03

Meanwhile... May I take your order? I want a cheeseburger, please. The cheeseburgers are cursed. Um... yeah... in that case I would like a medium fry to go with that, and a medium Pepsi. The fries are cursed, but the medium sodas are only somewhat cursed. The Diet Pepsis carry a terrible curse. I don't like this restaraunt...

Only tangentially fast-food, but ...

Summer Blockbuster by kaufman 11-04-03

Jeez, what a night. I'm still hung over. Me too. You go get us a table; I'll order for both of us. Welcome to McDonalds, what would you like today? I'd like two double cheeseburgers, hold the buns, a couple large cokes, and absolutely no fries. Coming soon to a theater near you: DUDE, WHERE'S MY CARBS? Look at this, man. Did we sign up for Atkins or something last night? Shit, dude, I really can't remember.

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Happy!

Happy Burger-The Happiest Place On Earth by FrixFrax 11-09-03

Welcome to happy burger, the happiest place on earth You don't look so happy... I'm very happy, now what do you want? A Happy burger with a side of smiley fries Welcome to happy burger, the happiest place on earth You don't look so happy...

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Is it wrong to laugh?

ahhahahaha i loved the one were he is tryign to decide to supersize it....love and peace
READ MY COMICS>.....!!!!!!!

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Still kickin' it Fast Food style...

The Nutrient Neglect by Matchbook_Romance 11-10-03

So that's 1 Meaty Lover's Burger, 2 Grease Shakes and a stick of butter? Yes, and... And? I think I'll have something with vegetables in it, you know, just to be healthy? May I suggest our fresh, romaine lettuce salad with low-fat ranch dressing? No thanks, instead I'll take a big bucket of french fries and don't be stingy on the salt, I have to get my sodium count in.

Bliss by niteowl 11-10-03

Welcome to Big Kahuna Burger. Can I take your order? Yeah, I'll have that over there. What exactly over there on the menu would you like, sir? That. The whole left side of the menu. And a Diet Coke. I can hear your arteries clogging already. It is a beautiful sound, isn't it?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Both those strips are awesome.

It Starts And Ends Here by Matchbook_Romance 11-15-03

Hello Mr. Mario! Say kid, how long do you plan on staying here? I don't know sir. I only started here a month ago. I see. Well, don't get trapped here kid. I've worked here twelve years of my life and I can't get away. The pay is good and all but it's all a boring routine for me now. So why don't you just leave and find another job? Are you kidding me? Two words for you: FREE FOOD.

I couldn't resist...

Fast Food by niteowl 11-15-03

!   Hey! Get back here!

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Thanks to my lovely wife for pointing this marketing genius out to me:

You'd think they'd give it another name. by kaufman 1-10-04

Welcome to McDonalds, how can I help you? I saw the ad for your new cheesesteak sandwich, and it looks good. Let me try a McPhilly. Here you go, one McFilly. Thanks.

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Thanks kaufman for reviving this thread =D

This Is Your Life by Matchbook_Romance 1-11-04

Hello, what can I get for you today? Ahahahaha! Stuck in the fast-food business! I feel so sorry for you! I was doing the same thing as you for three long months! Look at me now! Look at me now! I'm freeeee! Uhhh... did you want to order something or not? Yeah, I'll take one cheeseburger with no cheese please.

Substance Abuse by Matchbook_Romance 1-11-04

Hey Jesus, what can I get for you today? Hmm... How about your usual hamburger and water? You read my mind. Oh and Jesus, if you turn your water into wine again, I'm going to have to charge you. Blah, blah, blah, I can't hear you.

Make more fast-food strips people!

I ain't lovin' it, dawg by niteowl 1-25-04

Yo, whut up dawg? Wizzelcome to McDizzonald's! Whutchu want to chow down on homeskizzie? Excuse me, but why the hell are you talking like that? Sheeit mang, the dawgs heayah at McDizzie want us to be hip and frizzesh like Doug E. We're keepin' it real, knowmsayin? What the fuck is wrong with you? Bitch, you be trippin, yo! Take dat bling bling somewhere else fo' I pop a cap in yo ass! That's it son, you are quitting this job.

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I'm new to the forum, hope you guys like this...

Emo vs. Metal by onegirlarmy 1-27-04

Hello, and welcome to Emo Boy Burgers. Remember with every purchase over $5 you win a free copy of the new Get Up Kids CD! The Get Up Kids? Sounds like some pussy whiny bitches to me! No, actually, they're a good band. Without their influence, many other newer emo bands today would not be in existance! Bullshit! This "emo" crap is nothing but boring dribble created by dateless pretty boy losers who dress nerdy and put too much gel in their hair. Hmmm... wait, you're mocking me, aren't you? Oh fuck it. Just give me a goddamn cheeseburger and a Pepsi. And make it quick, I have to go home and write a song about how my girlfriend left me.

Haha, I like em. It was a little hit or miss in the beginning but you seem to have it totally down now. Funny stuff.