Then it is settled. Here's what I've compiled.

Contestants
Lady J vs. crabby
skagg vs. Dexx
habnem vs. Tiger8191 (a match to watch!)
kaufman vs. NastyPope

Judges
evil_d
Drexle
Deisel (and fuck off)
wirthling (you can fuck off too, if you like)

I'll kick off the first round in a new post shortly. I atoned for previous Comic Cup sins by wearing white shoes after labor day and walking through Lord and Taylor so everyone starts on a clean slate! Have fun!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Lady J vs. Crabby

Include these elements:

1. Due to the sudden hiring of new comic characters, the old characters are starting to worry about their jobs.

2. Use DexX in 1 and only 1 panel.

All contestants may vote (except Lady J and crabby, of course) and all judges can vote. I will check around 24 hrs after the second comic is posted and cast a tie breaking vote if needed before posting rules for the next match.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

when o when will the guys realise its 3 rules for round 1 4 for 2 and 6 for the final?!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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when o when will the guys realise its 3 rules for round 1 4 for 2 and 6 for the final?!

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when o when will the guys realise its 3 rules for round 1 4 for 2 and 6 for the final?!

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Who died and made you Spankling?

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For the first time, I'm worried about going up against crabby. He's shown us that he is capable of some funny comics.

Hrm.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

well think harder

its an important part of it

im a traditionalist dont you know

what other reason would there be for me being pro monarchy?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

ps sprry just this presentation thingy has got me all edgy and pissy, ive had to use both yesterdays evening/night and today's to bloody get the 5 done.

ive now done 2 of the 5

i have till 9 2moro morning

buy me a coffee machine

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

No.

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its an important part of it

im a traditionalist dont you know

what other reason would there be for me being pro monarchy?

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when o when will the guys realise its 3 rules for round 1 4 for 2 and 6 for the final?!

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i did, check out www.bitemyhairylittlearseforcomingupwiththatideabeforeididandafterineededit.com

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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ps sprry just this presentation thingy has got me all edgy and pissy, ive had to use both yesterdays evening/night and today's to bloody get the 5 done.

ive now done 2 of the 5

i have till 9 2moro morning

buy me a coffee machine

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ps sprry just this presentation thingy has got me all edgy and pissy, ive had to use both yesterdays evening/night and today's to bloody get the 5 done.

ive now done 2 of the 5

i have till 9 2moro morning

buy me a coffee machine

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I should have been more compassionate. I'm sending along a bucket of "horse" right now.

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Only fair, if you're going to send gabe a bucket of donkey.

Hmmm, perhaps I should save that kind of stuff for the three comics wirthling has ordered me to create.

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Replacement TOBORS by crabby 9-06-01

DexX hold auditions for replacement TOBORS....... Send in the people competing for the role of man raper in please. Wirthling's severed head will cornhole you somehow! AUSTRALIN PRIME MINISTER WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!! Captain Uterus will cornhole you! GABE-BOT CORNHOLE CAPTAIN UTERUS!!!!!! CAPTAIN UTERUS'S ASS IS SO TONY!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAR!!!!! TOBOR CORNHOLE EVERYTHING!!!!!!

Not my best comic ever. I'm hoping LadyJ will forfit since she finds these rules to be offensive.

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Not my best comic ever. I'm hoping LadyJ will forfit since she finds these rules to be offensive.

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I do?

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I think he was trying to influence you on a subconcious level.

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I Have No Need of a Protocol Droid by gabe_billings 1-24-01

Whew. I thought we'd never escape from that sandcrawler. Now we just have to find a way off this beastly planet. Wrong answer, fatty. We roust the boys and head back there to kick some Jawa ass! They made me mate with an iMac! Pardon me sir, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to put a cap in your ass. Utinni!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Not only is this my comic cup entry, it's also extra credit for wirthling's assignment:

Donkey sodomy - it's a living. by ladyjdotnet 9-06-01

You all know why this meeting's been called. We have to do something about these new characters coming in and usurping our positions! I hardly ever get cast anymore since that psycho squirrel came along. I'm not going to make enough in residuals to pay the nut bill. Johnny changed his name and won't return my phone calls! And what about me? What happens to me when that crabby character gets drawn, huh? I'll tell you what happens! I'll get shitcanned! That's what! Well, I'm not going to wait for them to fire me. I'm quitting! Meanwhile... So, why aren't you at the meeting? Eh, either I get fired or I don't. One way or another, I get fucked up the ass. Why gripe?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

LadyJ

Although I liked the line, "Wirthling's severed head will cornhole you somehow!" my vote is for LadyJ...

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That was my favorite part of crabby's, also.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Good comics, both of you, but I lean here toward LadyJ.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Actually, I think she leans a little more towards you.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."