It was an honor having my name added to those already inscribed on this cup. I will cherish it until it can hold no more tobacco juice. Thank you one and all.

Well then! Let's see what trouble we can stir up with this next competition. Please register here if you want to participate in the next cup. The first 8 to say they wish to compete will be selected. Anyone else that mentions that they would like to judge will be added to that list. I will check this thread again on Sept 6th and post the matches for the first heat.

Now, pardon me while I go out into the wilderness and cover myself with ashes.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'd like to judge. I'll participate as well in the unlikely event that you don't get 8 contestants within a week.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I'd personally like to see preference go to anyone who has not been in or won a round of the previous comic cups. I'd be happy to judge, and like evil_d, participate should there be vacancies to fill.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I would like to be in it, but I'll step aside to make room for people who haven't been in a previous cup or won any rounds.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Same here. I would much rather judge, but I'll step in if there aren't enough people. Actually, since I just hosted the last one, only put me in as an absolute last resort.

I in for the next one if theres room for me.

Maybe if I'm lucky I can finally get out of the first round.

am i too late? i wanna be in

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I have been in two out of three and lost first round in both. Can I have another chance, please?

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ya-hey! i'll do it!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I wanna judge it...but I'll just get told to fuck off.

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Fuck off.

My god... I laughed at crabby... cause he posted something funny... *boggle*

I saw the "fuck off", laughed, and glanced over to the name column, expecting to see "skagg" or "bunnerabb"... *laugh*

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My god... I laughed at crabby... cause he posted something funny... *boggle*

I saw the "fuck off", laughed, and glanced over to the name column, expecting to see "skagg" or "bunnerabb"... *laugh*

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I was right at least...

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Didn't I tell you to fuck off?

I am new at this but I wouldn't mind giving it a go!

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"I know how toast works."

What? Telling Deisel to fuck off? Be my guest!

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all together now...

FUCK OFF!!!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I don't really want you to fuck off. But if you'd make an effort to stop being such a gimp it'd be nice.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'll compete. Or judge. Or fuck off. Or something.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I was about to ask "who's off" when I realized that we're all a little off. You'll be busy for a while.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I was about to write something about how I would just be a judge again since I don't like the pressure and direct competition of these cup matches, but what the heck. Put me in, coach.

If there's no more room, I'll just be a judge as usual.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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I was about to write something about how I would just be a judge again since I don't like the pressure and direct competition of these cup matches, but what the heck. Put me in, coach.

If there's no more room, I'll just be a judge as usual.

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The TV/VCR repair course your ordered from that commercial with Sally Struthers doesn't count as school. And neither does that art institute you enrolled in by drawing the turtle from the matchbook.

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On second thought, I withdraw my nomination to compete. If I should happen to win...

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