Here's some advice:

Don't be an idiot. You didn't just come in here acting humble like you are making yourself out to be. I don't have anything in particular against you, but I will say that picture of the dude munching on the baby was nastier than even repeated viewings of Goatse man.

You also started a thread called "My beef with Idiot China". That's kind of an ignorant statement to make in your first couple of weeks ANYWHERE. You've been fairly aggressive in your quest for acceptance here, which I can respect. But you haven't exactly been too smart about it. And you haven't really contributed anything, really.

I have a problem in ANY medium with people who barge into somewhere, so to speak, and just rattle on about themselves. You've done that, and for the most part I've ignored it. I may have made a snarky comment here or there, which I am perfectly allowed to do. Some people put up with it, some people don't. I could give less of a shit most of the time. But now you get all indignant. Most of the people here are just fucking with you, which is what people do, especially on a humor site. Now, I just think you're a big fucking tool. Before I didn't really care, now I think you're a shitstain. Way to go! Mission Accomplished.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Well hey, guys, i'm glad I pissed you off.

What's the deal though with the macho, superiority complexes?
I came here to have some fun, too, and although the image I posted was very graphic, it was ment as a joke, and I personally think it wasn't as harsh as what some of the other members said in the 'word association' thread. Why does my picture have to be taken seriously all of a sudden? It's just a picture.
I might have came on a little strong with some of you; I wasn't exactly 'looking' to be recognized, just accepted.

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

I'm honestly curious now, because I think you're full of shit. What words in the 'Word Association' thread are as disturbing as showing a picture of a man biting into a well-done baby? Please enlighten me.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Oh, spare me. Macho? You can't be MACHO on a fucking internet forum. Take the ribbing, and shut the fuck up.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If you can actually rebound with funny comics and perhaps a complete personality overhaul, you might make it. Eventually people will just get used to you being here and ignore you. That's what I did!

The thing is, the veterans here helped the site grow from a baby to a sex crazed, perverted teenager.

That said, we were all newbies once and quite a few of us had to take some form of ribbing at one time or another, either for our comics or posts (or both). You can either grow a thick skin and not worry about it, or move on.

Some people here are obnoxious (winks @ Mikey), but if they are funny and show another side to their personality, that can all be forgiven. I don't think we've seen that side from you myles, and IMO, that's the problem people are having.

Then again...what do I know, I'm just a cranky old bastard.

P.S. I think that baby pic is fake. At least I hope it is.

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Ok, ok I get it.

So if some 'punk kid' comes in here and displays a little aggression, then he's beaten down until he submits / grows a thick skin / becomes a 'veteran' / does it to someone else.

Sounds good to me.

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

No, we're not talking about a little aggression. We're talking about a thread with the ignorant fucking title of "My beef with Idiot China". In which you proceeded to basically slag the Chinese. Enthic jokes can be really funny, as long as the intention behind them is not biased. What you did was just bitch about an entire enthicity.

Also, that picture of the dude eating the baby didn't help. I'm not saying it's the worst thing in the world (but it comes goddamn close), but add that to this stupid China thread and voila! You're kind of a jerkoff.

As niteowl so succinctly put it, I am obnoxious. Also, I am pretty honest, and rather mouthy. But that's just me, and I've made a few people laugh here and there. Also weep with frustration and anxiety, but that was just andydougan, and he does that just about every day anyway.

I say if you're going to be a prick, you should at least be a funny one. Like boinky33. Or andydougan. But not MaKK. No one thinks MaKK is funny, except for maybe my mom.

You still suck balls, myles, but I think you're getting the picture.

P.S. - niteowl, you were supposed to wink at me again after the "but if they are funny and show another side to their personality, that can all be forgiven" part.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You could also put on a pink clown suit or make comics about anal sex. THEN people would fawn over you.

I gave you a reacharound, and you still want another wink? Ok then... ;)

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Not to steer the conversation away from the anal raping, shit throwing dodgeball game you guys have got going here, but I'm the type of person who likes to shine above the pack with my vast amount of trivial knowledge. Chinese people stink because they eat fish. That's actually true. Because fish is a major part of their diet, they smell differently than 'western red-meat' based cultures. To them, we got the funk.

We now return you to the mud slinging, already in progress.

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When life hands you lemons, throw them at someone. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

Actually, niteowl, I don't remember anyone giving you shit when you came, but then, you were always really damn cool. Also, you were dragged kicking and screaming into the forums as I remember.

As for the hirearchy, I can't even remember what it is anymore, except that Gabe, Dan and Brad are all my seniors, and most of the rest of you are my juniors.

Not that I care anymore, I've been gone so long that it really doesn't seem like there's any hirearchy. All I see is a few idiot assholes coming in here to troll. Yes, that means you, myles.

What you're doing isn't funny, it isn't cool, and it's not even amusing in a shitty Tom-Green fashion. Have all the fun you want, just keep it to yourself.

In conclusion, stop being such a fuckwad and play nice. Or at least play like a human being, rather than a neophyte Fark poster.

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Actually, niteowl, I don't remember anyone giving you shit when you came, but then, you were always really damn cool. Also, you were dragged kicking and screaming into the forums as I remember.

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I'm painfully shy, not unwilling to talk. :/

P.S. DX is the bomb-diggity, yo. That psycoma chick is alright too. ;)

P.P.S. I think Makk is funny, but looks aren't everything.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

niteowl is painfully shy? He's always putting me in check, and giving me a friendly smackdown. I'd say he's one of the more outspoken forumusers. And one of the naughtiest. Have you seen the array of nighties he carries in his briefcase? Unreal, really.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

yes, but I must warn you...he has a history of this sort of behavior with strangers online...those nighties are probably used :P

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When life hands you lemons, throw them at someone. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.

I agree with DX. There's no hirearchy here. There is certainly a hierarchy, though.

DX is the queen of Stripcreator!

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Poop.

I thought DX was the queen of these guys.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I don't think I'm outspoken....confrontational towards Makk maybe, but that's all in good fun. It's just so much fun trying to annoy him. And I pick on Mikey cause he's a good sport and can take a joke.

Moi, naughty?...absolutely. I am a dirty bitch.

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You're not talking about that DSMP thread troll, are you? I think that guy gobbles posterboard sheets of acid before he logs onto the forums.

But then the terrorists might win.

That's why I was voted "Most Likely Not to Cry When His Girlfriend Goes on Television and Announces He Has Micropenis" in high school.

Yeah, speaking of which you left your ass hairs all over my kitchen sink again.

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Yeah, speaking of which you left your ass hairs all over my kitchen sink again.

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That's a relief. I was looking for my fucking penis. I've been forced to make do with my divining penis and my custodial penis.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That reminds me. I also found your medicinal penis and your political penis in the drier. They're very clean.

I'm sorry I'm not angrier at the race-baiting, but all I can think of when I see this subject line is, "mmmmm, Hunan Beef."

(You know what would be really unexpected right about now? Some kind of homo joke involving Hunan Beef.)

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