Amusing pandas make me sad.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Sad amusement makes me a panda.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If so, then I'm confused and sorry. But I was at four stars with one vote. I log on the next day, and I have three votes and 2 stars, with the comment "sad panda". On the next vote, I dropped down to 1 star. I figured all three had to be low votes.

I don't watch South Park, so I didn't steal the term "Sad Panda" from that show. In fact, I really don't watch TV shows except for my DVD's of the X-Files and Alias.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Amusing pandas are sad... no abusing sad pandas... aww fuckit.

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Get Your War On

If so, then I'm confused and sorry. But I was at four stars with one vote. I log on the next day, and I have three votes and 2 stars, with the comment "sad panda". On the next vote, I dropped down to 1 star. I figured all three had to be low votes.

I don't watch South Park, so I didn't steal the term "Sad Panda" from that show. In fact, I really don't watch TV shows except for my DVD's of the X-Files and Alias.

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I don't believe you. You're lying.
Stop doing that.
It makes me a sad llama.

Hope you "feel funny" now:

[Click to view comic: 'Brainwashing Success']
[Click to view comic: 'Success Washing Brain']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Plagiarists suck.

Oooh, ooh, ooh, I smell a game of plagiarism telephone!

[Click to view comic: 'Wash Brain With Like Colors Tumble Dry Low Success']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Wash Bran in 2% milk']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'Brainwash MEEP-MEEP Success MEEP-MEEP']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Nobody ever copies Jesus :(

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I crucified my friend once along the Mersey River in Liverpool back in 1989. I have a bad picture of it somewhere.

No fair, you guys get to make funny ones.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

No fair, you guys get to make funny ones.

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So plagiarize us!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

No fair, you guys get to make funny ones.

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So plagiarize us!

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So plagiarize us!

Yup, thanks!

I've finally found someone to carry on my legacy! And he has a sexy name too!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I once bet a midget I could throw my trousers.

I once bit a midget then (look possums I used the right then/than!) threw her into my trousers. It was glorious!

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Get Your War On

Mandingo spotted another one. He only ripped off one of mine, but he copied a bunch of squidrabies' strips which may have pissed me off even more.

Mine:
[Click to view comic: 'Flipping The Big Bird']

Asshole's:
[Click to view comic: 'Can't Sleep.']

Squidrabies':
[Click to view comic: 'Tard Boy and Finkelman']
[Click to view comic: 'Tard Boy and Finkelman']

Asshole's:
[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Bread and Butter #2.']
[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Bread and Butter #9.']

He copied more of squid's, but I happen to really love those two, so I just posted those.

Almost all of the Bread and Butter comics are copied word for word. I know this because I read a whole bunch of squid's comics earlier tonight. Pretty sad.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

That makes me an angry dromedary.

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It's grime time.

Wow. He stole 15 of my comics in the last three days. The closest he came to being original was in this one, where he seems to apologize because my joke wasn't up to his usual level of stolen hilarity:

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Bread and Butter #10.']

My favorite is how he thinks "we're" is spelled "where". I'd be mad, but I bet he's stealing our stuff so his online buddies will think he's funny. He's pathetic like a crying clown. He even makes the middle bear face the other way just like I do. I wouldn't mind at all if he picked different characters and changed every third word. That's how I wrote every one of my school essays straight from the encyclopedia. Oh well. Thanks for cluing me in, Choad. I'm going to email him a little friendly encouragement now.

God I love the internet. I've found a few things out about our friend Tiggerfish15. He likes Halo, his name is Anthony Martinelli and he's stupid enough to use the same information for everything including stealing our funny. This is for educational purposes only. Honest injun.