Amusing pandas make me sad.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Sad amusement makes me a panda.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If so, then I'm confused and sorry. But I was at four stars with one vote. I log on the next day, and I have three votes and 2 stars, with the comment "sad panda". On the next vote, I dropped down to 1 star. I figured all three had to be low votes.

I don't watch South Park, so I didn't steal the term "Sad Panda" from that show. In fact, I really don't watch TV shows except for my DVD's of the X-Files and Alias.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Amusing pandas are sad... no abusing sad pandas... aww fuckit.

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Get Your War On

If so, then I'm confused and sorry. But I was at four stars with one vote. I log on the next day, and I have three votes and 2 stars, with the comment "sad panda". On the next vote, I dropped down to 1 star. I figured all three had to be low votes.

I don't watch South Park, so I didn't steal the term "Sad Panda" from that show. In fact, I really don't watch TV shows except for my DVD's of the X-Files and Alias.

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I don't believe you. You're lying.
Stop doing that.
It makes me a sad llama.

Hope you "feel funny" now:

Brainwashing Success by ivytheplant 10-11-04

Glad to be on your day off from Evil-Mart? It's not so bad. Pay's decent, benefits are good, the work doesn't su-- I'm calling the FBI. I'll get the deprogramming tapes.

Success Washing Brain by umfumdisi 10-12-04

This girl works at Target. Glad to be off on your day off from Target? It's not bad. Wages decent, benefits are good, the work doesn't suck ass noodles. The mouse is her friend. They are hot 4 luv. I'm calling Matlock. I'll deprogram the VCR.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Plagiarists suck.

Oooh, ooh, ooh, I smell a game of plagiarism telephone!

Wash Brain With Like Colors Tumble Dry Low Success by kaufman 10-13-04

It's duck season, so he's the target. Glad to have a day off from duck season? It's not that bad. Good bounty on my head, the doc reconstructs my face when I'm shot, the work's not dethpic... Suddenly, the duck is drawing a blanc. LOL ROTFL HTH WTF TLA PWNED! I'm calling Porky Pig My VCR reads flashing 12:00.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Wash Bran in 2% milk by mmyers 10-13-04

He's a cigarette so he's full of tar, get it? I didn't think you'd be going out as much now that it's Winter. It's not so bad. I just do the bare minimum, take my pants off one leg at a time, try not to come up shor-- Suddenly mmyers presses 'Save', leaving the panel blank. You are getting a little porky, Pete. Maybe I'll get with the program and stop being a flasher.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Brainwash MEEP-MEEP Success MEEP-MEEP by biped 10-13-04

Glad to be on your day off from the mortuary? It's not so bad. I get to wallow in blood and guts, handle dismembered corpses, bask in the glorious, gory horror of -- I'm getting the giant rubber band. I'll get the atomic rocket skates.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Nobody ever copies Jesus :(

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I crucified my friend once along the Mersey River in Liverpool back in 1989. I have a bad picture of it somewhere.

No fair, you guys get to make funny ones.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

No fair, you guys get to make funny ones.

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So plagiarize us!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

No fair, you guys get to make funny ones.

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So plagiarize us!

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So plagiarize us!

Yup, thanks!

I've finally found someone to carry on my legacy! And he has a sexy name too!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I once bet a midget I could throw my trousers.

I once bit a midget then (look possums I used the right then/than!) threw her into my trousers. It was glorious!

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Get Your War On

Mandingo spotted another one. He only ripped off one of mine, but he copied a bunch of squidrabies' strips which may have pissed me off even more.

Mine:

Flipping The Big Bird by choadwarrior 4-18-05

I can't sleep. What's the matter? It just pisses me off how the Christian right keeps attacking children's shows for showing diversity or teaching kids about tolerance. Yeah, a person is no more likely to turn gay by seeing a gay person on TV than they are to get jaundice from watching The Simpsons. Ready for some more, Bert? Ernie, this episode will be brought to you by the numbers 6 and 9.

Asshole's:

Can't Sleep. by TiggerFish15 8-06-05

I can't sleep. What's the matter? It just pisses me off how the Christian protestors keeps attacking children's shows for showing diversity or teaching kids about tolerance. Yeah, a person is no more likely to turn gay by seeing a gay person on TV than they are to get jaundice from watching The Simpsons. Ready for some more, Bert? Ernie, this episode will be brought to you by the numbers 6 and 9.

Squidrabies':

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 7-25-05

Do you think being gay is genetic, or a sinful lifestyle choice? I've given much thought to this subject. On the one hand, who would choose to be gay in this hateful, intolerant society? Not me. On the other hand, I like sticking my dick in stuff. And science marches on.

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 5-07-05

So I read something of topical interest in a local publication recently. You don't say. I then considered the irony of the subject and explored the possibility of a humorous response. I'm with you so far. And... ZING! I don't get it.

Asshole's:

The Adventures of Bread and Butter #2. by TiggerFish15 8-04-05

Do you think being gay is genetic, or a sinful lifestyle choice? I've given much thought to this subject. On the one hand, who would choose to be gay in this hateful, intolerant society? Not me. On the other hand, I like sticking my dick in stuff. And science marches on.

The Adventures of Bread and Butter #9. by TiggerFish15 8-06-05

So I read something of topical interest in a local publication recently. You don't say. I then considered the irony of the subject and explored the possibility of a humorous response. I'm with you so far. And... ZING! I don't get it.

He copied more of squid's, but I happen to really love those two, so I just posted those.

Almost all of the Bread and Butter comics are copied word for word. I know this because I read a whole bunch of squid's comics earlier tonight. Pretty sad.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

That makes me an angry dromedary.

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It's grime time.

Wow. He stole 15 of my comics in the last three days. The closest he came to being original was in this one, where he seems to apologize because my joke wasn't up to his usual level of stolen hilarity:

The Adventures of Bread and Butter #10. by TiggerFish15 8-06-05

Bread: Well...we've made it through 10 so called half-@$$ed "episodes." Old MacDonald had a farm. E I E I O. What did he have on his farm? Where running outa steam, but where still stuffed full of ideas. I'm getting to it. Damn, have some patience I'm sorry, I got really caught up in the story. And speaking of being stuffed...I'm pretty horny right now. F*** it, he had a duck. Who cares? Quack. That's what ducks say.

My favorite is how he thinks "we're" is spelled "where". I'd be mad, but I bet he's stealing our stuff so his online buddies will think he's funny. He's pathetic like a crying clown. He even makes the middle bear face the other way just like I do. I wouldn't mind at all if he picked different characters and changed every third word. That's how I wrote every one of my school essays straight from the encyclopedia. Oh well. Thanks for cluing me in, Choad. I'm going to email him a little friendly encouragement now.

God I love the internet. I've found a few things out about our friend Tiggerfish15. He likes Halo, his name is Anthony Martinelli and he's stupid enough to use the same information for everything including stealing our funny. This is for educational purposes only. Honest injun.