I prefer Aqua Teen Hunger Force

...Sensitive guys who care about my feelings, but aren't afraid to break the rules once in a while. ;)

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It's grime time.

???

It's what I like. You know, because I'm such a Joan Of Arcadia fag and all.

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It's grime time.

Ah...

Foshizzle

Technically I can't be a fag since I'm a girl.

Plus I look nothing like a cigarette.

[Click to view comic: 'An English Cigarette in America']

I love tacos!

-Groucho Marx

-The First and Third through Tenth Amendments

-Chocolate-orange wine

-The electronic "Leila"

-The original "King Kong"

-Harpo Marx's recording of "Stardust"

-Kaddar's monkey

-Bucks County

-used book and record stores

-"The Shield"

-Dogfish Head World Wide Stout

-Vermont

-Rubens

-Raquel Torres

-My Treo 600

-My Honda Insight

-Single estate chocolate

-Slapsticon

-"Catch-22"

-Kinky Friedman

-Candye Kane

-rescuing animals

-the smell of beer brewing

-Shakespeare

-Marlon Brando

-The Brickskeller

-Bob & Ray

-The Smithsonian

-"Broadway Bound"

-OTR

-film preservationists

-history

-smart, funny, interesting people, especially kids

-Johnny Carson

-old movie palaces

-temperate climes

-Janeane Garofalo

-the net

-"E-Z Streets"

-Laphroaoig

-making root beer from scratch

-"News Radio"

-big friendly old cats

-"The Pain-- When Will it End?"

-"SCTV"

-George S. Kaufman

-Al Franken

-TCM

-writing

-sleep

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

- my candle that's shaped like a demented anime squirrel. I don't know why, but it amuses me greatly.

- my plastic cockroaches. I like leaving them in public places when I get bored.

- my bottle of Rocket Gel. Best non-maiming revenge joke ever.

- Stargate SG-1.

- giving my cats special treats and other goodies.

- my uranium collection.

- my garden, for not only surviving in a 72 day growing season, but putting out a humongoid crop of strawberries.

- volcanoes.

- zombie movies.

- building furniture.

- creating order out of chaos.

- alphebetizing things.

- having avoided taking Calculus 2 over again despite the college refusing to count my high school AP classes because the education system where I grew up was akin to my signature.

- snakes.

- lizards.

- stained glass windows in old churches.

- John Wayne movies.

- deep sea life.

- books, especially scifi, religious theory, astronomy, geology (duh), military history, and bad Victorian romance.

- used book stores.

- gourmet cooking (making, not eating).

- photography (if I only had a proper camera...)

- watching Engineering Disasters.

- playing silly computer games.

- getting to use the skills I learned in college at a mundane job. Who knew almost 8 years of technical design and geology would actually come in handy?

- playing board/card games with friends.

- growing exotic poisonous plants.

- rockhounding.

- rockhounding for uranium in Poison Basin.

- skydiving.

- Wyoming...the climate (i.e. opposite of the south), the distinct lack of people (least populated state in the US), the geology and paleontology, the mountains, and the giant-ass Yellowstone caldera that could change life as we know it if it ever erupts (praying for my lifetime).

- Alaska.

- rock-climbing at Vedauwoo. In the summer. Cause doing it in the winter is not a good idea.

- my brother.

- my grandmother.

- my uncle.

- my dad.

- the trip I took to England with my dad to follow our family tree.

- my mother (most of the time).

- being able to vent my frustrations on SC rather than knocking over a liquor store (though that is more profitable...)

--wireless
--pure, unadulterated perversion
--and last but not least:

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i want to piss on you

What's God?

God is like that Thing that does that Suff, you know, He's the One Who... Oh forget it. Some things are just too complicated to talk about. Let's talk about fish instead. Fish are like those things that wiggle in fluid a lot, not like penises but... Ah forget it.

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i want to piss on you

Wait a minute.....penises aren't fish? Then what the hell did I have for dinner last night?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Is it faggy for a guy to like a show about a girl?

Oh, I get it. Joan of Arcadia is based on Joan of Arc, who was burned at the stake, and so in that respect was a fag. Before Joan of Arcadia premiered, I had already seen three Joan of Arc movies and one TV miniseries. I watched the first episode based only on the title, because I find Joan of Arc to be a very compelling historical figure.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

..YOUR MOM

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

...Morrowind for XBox
...driving with the radio up loud
...citrus smells
...Boston Red Sox
...taking black and white pictures
...PUPPIES!!!!
...dancing
...porn (of almost any variety)
...gin and tonics (which I am not supposed to have)
...this site
...a good portion of this site's users
...playing Rugby/Softball/Volleyball
...Hoppy & George
...my family
...Age of the Empires II
...wiggling my feet in the sand at the beach
...The Sims "Bustin' Out"
...writing (anything and everything)
...Rage Against the Machine
...my dog
...my little shitbox apartment
...MikeyG! <3

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Ivy, you rock.

Phreaky, you rock. Why don't all the porn-loving girls on this site come over to my house. I've got a drawer full of lesbian porn just ripe for the watchin'.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think a lot more girls are "coming out" to porn these days. The last two girls I was with were literally perverts and whenever there was something on TV that had anything to do with sex they wanted to watch it, including lesbian porn.

Lesbian porn...mmm...sexalicious!

...my old lady
...my family (when they aren't nagging the piss out of me)
...my cats
...hockey
...Monk
...the History Channel
...the Twilight Zone (the original series, of course)
...In Search Of...
...Boston Public
...24
...chocolate milk for breakfast
...miniature golf
...watching thunderstorms
...music (I won't start listing bands/artists, it would take too long)
...word games
...Pulp Fiction
...This Is Spinal Tap
...Calvin and Hobbes
...Burnout 3 for the PS2
...going out for a drive at midnight, but only if I don't have to work in the morning
...sleeping
...porn
...Green Monsters (it's a drink...Mt. Dew and Vodka)
...4:30pm every Thursday, when my weekend officially starts
...this website

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I have every C&H book by Bill Watterson, including all the collections, the Sunday collection, and the 10 year anniversary book. C&H and The Far Side are the best comic strips ever.

quote:

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...Burnout 3 for the PS2

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Me too.

I agree on both...and I'd also add Bloom County to my list.

It is one fun game. Usually I get bored with racing games pretty quick, but this has held my interest for quite a while...and the old lady likes it too (in fact, she's playing right now).

Red Dead Revolver?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Amen.